cookie

yes

"cookie? yes"

by Alienx999 April 23, 2021

that's the way the cookie crumbles

Slang term, origin unknown from the 1920's in America. Used to underline a failure of an action, or dissapointment in reaching an undesired result, with the additional meaning that the result was not an unexpected one.

A:" Well, I asked Cindy out, and she told me to swallow my head . . "
B:"Hey, that's the way the cookie crumbles!"

by D F Stuckey May 26, 2004

cookies

1) Delicious and sugary treats.

2) Stuff that your computer stores when it visits certain websites.

3) A codeword for weed that is used in mixed company.

1) Mmm! Your mom bakes the best chocolate chip cookies!

2) I often delete my cookies when I don't want my parents to know which websites I've been to.

3) Sure! I'd love to go to the movies. I'll bring some cookies we can have beforehand (wink wink).

by nugget410 November 3, 2009

wolf cookie

n. the act of anal sex followed by a blowjob

My first offer was a blumpkin but she haggled me down to a wolf cookie. She drove a hard bargain. But, in the end, there are only winners in this game.

by Manhattan Transfer March 23, 2003

cookie-cutter life

Parents always been together, mom was home with the kids. Dad payed bills. Never had to struggle, never been without.

"I'm sick of you and your cookie-cutter life, the real world isn't like that"

by Struggledhard February 11, 2017

espresso cookie

this crk character is a huge thirst trap. everyone simps over this mf. (including me) but just know he is trying to take you away from society.

omg bestie! i found espresso cookies thirst trap video on tiktok and now i simp for him! 😫😫😫

by kittypawzz September 12, 2021

Nigger Fortune Cookie

n. A Single piece of cornbread with a food stamp pre-placed in the middle.

Damn those niggers scored big today... not only did they get some free cornbread, but they also received a food stamp which they'll eventually trade on the black market for crack.

Hey LaBradford, pass me over one of dem nigger fortune cookies 'cuz I needs to go to da store and get my future baby's momma some cigarettes with my food stamps.

by Leroy & Janequa November 30, 2013