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Something Smells like Remote Control Cars 

A smell that is like oil and/or something you can explain.
"Dood, something smells like remote control cars."

"Sir, I need to see your licence and- Oh my god, something smells like remote control cars in there."

Air Traffic Control

A game played by airline pilots and air traffic controllers. The game has no rules, and neither side knows how it is played, but the goal is to prevent flights from arriving in time for passengers to make connecting flights.
Flying used to be fun, but its not with this air traffic control shit.

gun control 

One of the stupidest things the liberals are trying to force on this country. They say they want to do it to stop violent crime but it's stop law-abiding citizens from protecting themselves. Plus even if guns are banned it's not going to stop violent crimes. I mean a criminal does things illegally so if guns are banned they're just going to get them illegally from the black market. So there that puts citizens at an even bigger risk.
Gun control is just going to end up making law-abiding citizens defenseless against violent criminals.
gun control by nathan676 March 9, 2008

Rumor Control 

People who know all the gossip, continues to spread the gossip, and/or starts the rumor.
Penny: Did you hear about so and so? They got caught doing it in the girls bathroom
Giga: Yeah, they called their parents and so and so is getting shipped to a boarding school in Switzerland. Hey Suzy did you hear about...
Suzy cuts in: Red alert! All hands on deck! Rumor Control's got something knew to gossip about!
Rumor Control by Elli Mae July 1, 2006

Chernobyl Control Panel 

When there are all the warning signs which you ignore until its too late, the situation then goes critical and blows up in your face.

Typically relates to men chasing women that are just no good, who ignore all the warning signs and red flags only to find out that they are in fact a gold digger.
Dude 1: Oh had such a good weekend with Catherine
Dude 2: Really ?
Dude 1: Yeah, ended up paying for it tho, from the taxi there to the taxi back, drinks, dinner, lent her some money etc
Dude 2: Man, this is more than a reg flag situation, you have yourself a Chernobyl Control Panel.

Gun control 

An American joke.
Bill: do you wanna hear a joke
Alex: go on
Bill: gun control
Both: ahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Gun control by WetSpaghett64 March 11, 2019