1. A particularly powerful cannon capable of bestowing doom and, where applicable, chaos, to what or whoever it is aimed at.
2. A sexual move in which a male climaxes with such ferocity as to destroy his partner's body.
2. A sexual move in which a male climaxes with such ferocity as to destroy his partner's body.
1. "Corporal, fire the doom cannon."
2. "I apologize for killing her, officer, though is pulling a doom cannon really that big a deal?"
2. "I apologize for killing her, officer, though is pulling a doom cannon really that big a deal?"
by Eric H. February 21, 2005
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A truly amazing human being. Connor is a strange, but really funny guy, and he never fails to make everyone in the room wear a wide smile. He also is a kind, caring, and sweet person, who really cares about his friends, and will always listen to you. He is most definitely boyfriend material, and any girl would be lucky to be with him. Not only is he all of the above, but he's pretty damn attractive as well. Anyone who's lucky enough to have a Connor in their life might as well be the luckiest and happiest person alive, because this is a person who is genuine and can't be replaced.
Girl 1: "Hey, do you know Connor?"
Girl 2: "Yeah, he's amazing!!"
Girl 1: "I know!! I'm so lucky to be his girlfriend!!"
Girl 2: "Yeah, he's amazing!!"
Girl 1: "I know!! I'm so lucky to be his girlfriend!!"
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Izzi: Gosh, Marrie, you really like the Harry and Ginny pairing for Harry Potter...
Marrie: Yeah, but it's totally cannon.
Izzi: I know, I read the seventh book
Jen: OMG! McGee and Abby are such a cute couple.
Dan: And it's cannon, have you seen the latest NCIS episode?
Jen: I know, Abby totally kissed McGee's head!!
Marrie: Yeah, but it's totally cannon.
Izzi: I know, I read the seventh book
Jen: OMG! McGee and Abby are such a cute couple.
Dan: And it's cannon, have you seen the latest NCIS episode?
Jen: I know, Abby totally kissed McGee's head!!
by Guy McCracken April 28, 2009
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Have you ever seen that episode of Aqua teen hunger force where they use a ray to enlarge Carl‘s genitals and crabs start crawling out of his shorts? He is NOT a Condom Connoisseur.
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