Cum Coma

A state of mind one is in during masturbation which leads the person to make poor decisions. i.e watching strange porn or texting ex girlfriends

Josh: dude i was so horny last night i watched some granny bukkake

Jake: oh man, you were deep in a Cum Coma

by Hewmew October 15, 2017

comatext

Someone so engrossed in texting that they are oblivious to things happening around them.

I tried asking Timon a question, but he was comatext at the moment.

by troyfoley July 25, 2007

coma of pain

a coma of pain is when you curl into a ball and cry uncontrollable for hours on end.

the break up was so bad i went into a coma of pain for a couple hours.

by jimmysoncrack July 25, 2009

Commafreak

A person, that feels the need, to, place an unusual amount, of commas in a sentence, in an attempt to clarify its, structure.

"However, despite the previously established fact, it can be concluded that, although there is no real evidence, it is not clear as to whether it is, or isn't so."

Aya: Kees you're such a commafreak!

by KP91 April 17, 2011

Commacaust

The commacaust is a hypothetical situation consisting of the world's grammar Nazi's rising up and taking action to avoid fuhrer misspellings. Anyone who misspells anything such as how further is misspelled as fuhrer for comedic effect one line up will be executed. The Commacaust can also be used to attack one whom the person believes to be a grammar Nazi, for example "oh god the commacaust is starting!!!"

"he was the one who I most cared for"
"don't you mean whom"
"OH GOD THE COMMACAUST IS STARTING"

by mr awesome1212121 November 27, 2012

Colman Dock

A big dock where you get your wallet reamed so you can ride a boat across the water, with or without your car.

I'm going to ride the ferry via the Colman Dock, to Bremerton.

by Doge 2.0 October 10, 2013

comma drama

When you're editing a friends essay, and you become upset that there is not an adequate amount of pauses WHERE THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE, resulting in stress or temporary insanity

friends essay: "In other words the kangaroo went to the pasture carrying with him his young."
other friend: "YOU NEED COMMAS!"
friend: "comma drama"

by grammaticallycorrect4lyfe March 14, 2014