A now defunct piece of technology once popular in the 80's and currently only used by idiots who don't understand computers properly (Usually call Tarquin)
by Rob July 4, 2003
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by TheFelix March 3, 2009
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The album is simply average. Everyone is just fucking insane about Radiohead because they haven't heard enough music.
The album is simply average. Everyone is just fucking insane about Radiohead because they haven't heard enough music.
Idiot 1: OMG OK COMPUTER is TEH BEST ALBUM OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!! RADIOHEAD IS THE BEST BAND EVER, EVER, IN ALL OF HUMAN HISTORY.
Less Stupid Person: Have you even hear 1% of the albums that exist? Wow, it's funny how you think Radiohead is high class when it's really just alright. What an idiot.
Less Stupid Person: Have you even hear 1% of the albums that exist? Wow, it's funny how you think Radiohead is high class when it's really just alright. What an idiot.
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A 'Computer Faggot', also known as a 'Computer Loser', or a 'Computer Douche' could be referred as one of the following.
1.) One who consistently acts/thinks they are tech savvy, when it is clearly evident they are not.
2.) One who spends most of their time on the computer, yet are computer illiterate.
3.) One who plays computer games all day long, all while disregarding Life, Girls, the Sun, and Human Contact.
A 'Computer Faggot', also known as a 'Computer Loser', or a 'Computer Douche' could be referred as one of the following.
1.) One who consistently acts/thinks they are tech savvy, when it is clearly evident they are not.
2.) One who spends most of their time on the computer, yet are computer illiterate.
3.) One who plays computer games all day long, all while disregarding Life, Girls, the Sun, and Human Contact.
Examples:
1.) Computer Faggot: Note that from now on Crunch-Bang Linux wont be based off Ubuntu anymore, but now they're switching their sources to Debian Linux. So now its a Debian based distro, and not a Ubuntu based distro.
Hacker/Geek: Ubuntu is Debian based you 'Computer Faggot'. O.o
2.) Computer Faggot2: How do you make the window big again?
Hacker/Geek: >_> figure it out yourself you stupid 'Computer Faggot'.
3.) Hacker/Geek: hey, dude, what are you doing?
Computer Faggot3: Nothing just playing WoW.
Hacker/Geek: How long have you been playing?
Computer Faggot3: Since 7 am.
Hacker/Geek: its 2 am, you 'Computer Faggot'.
1.) Computer Faggot: Note that from now on Crunch-Bang Linux wont be based off Ubuntu anymore, but now they're switching their sources to Debian Linux. So now its a Debian based distro, and not a Ubuntu based distro.
Hacker/Geek: Ubuntu is Debian based you 'Computer Faggot'. O.o
2.) Computer Faggot2: How do you make the window big again?
Hacker/Geek: >_> figure it out yourself you stupid 'Computer Faggot'.
3.) Hacker/Geek: hey, dude, what are you doing?
Computer Faggot3: Nothing just playing WoW.
Hacker/Geek: How long have you been playing?
Computer Faggot3: Since 7 am.
Hacker/Geek: its 2 am, you 'Computer Faggot'.
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She's such a computer vegan. She just ordered a special FSF-approved laptop and is telling everyone about it.
by MikeyELC November 14, 2019
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Stranger: Ha look at that idiot buying internet computer that crashed from $700 to $5!
Smart person: I am accumulating Internet Computer as I know it’s the most advanced crypto project on the planet. I am going to be so fucking rich when this takes off, men will be seething in jealousy when they find out I bought internet computer early and women will be begging me for sex. Have fun trying to buy one internet computer whilst I have a few thousand, I will be partying with the ladies and sipping champagne on my cruise liner as we head to our private island. It’s good to be smart.
Smart person: I am accumulating Internet Computer as I know it’s the most advanced crypto project on the planet. I am going to be so fucking rich when this takes off, men will be seething in jealousy when they find out I bought internet computer early and women will be begging me for sex. Have fun trying to buy one internet computer whilst I have a few thousand, I will be partying with the ladies and sipping champagne on my cruise liner as we head to our private island. It’s good to be smart.
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