The act of ending a comment thread on Facebook by "liking" the other person's comment instead of providing a response. Named for the process of ending a filibuster in the US Senate.
The conversation was starting to look like a flame war, so I "liked" his comment to cut it off. Comment cloture FTW.
by Halestormstopper January 25, 2011
The worse version of a Comment Vulture. Instead of exploiting replies to self-promote, these guys like to exploit replies to insult anyone following that thread, almost always for trolling and nothing more. The most infamous of Comment Coyotes is ForgiveZharion, who may as well be the most nefarious troll of the 2020's.
SOMEONE: "Hopefully no Comment Coyotes come here to ruin the fun!"
FORGIVEZHARION: "ratio + l + i don't argue with babys like u + this u"
FORGIVEZHARION: "ratio + l + i don't argue with babys like u + this u"
by Jsslade October 13, 2022
Someone who overuses crying and skull emojis, and also overuses the word "Bro" and other words. You will find these people in the average instagram comment section. (Ong, Blud, Lil bro etc.) People who don't use these emojis and words this much are not affected. This definition is for people who can't speak a millisecond without these words.
Person 1: Hey man, what's up how's your day?
Person 2: ong bro thought he did something 😭😭😭💀
Person 1: What?
Person 2: Nah Lil bro. go over there and put the fries in the bag.
Person 1: You are a 24/7 instagram comment addict.
Person 2: ong bro thought he did something 😭😭😭💀
Person 1: What?
Person 2: Nah Lil bro. go over there and put the fries in the bag.
Person 1: You are a 24/7 instagram comment addict.
by satire1 August 18, 2024
Post: watching the office. lol
Comment: where am i
Comment: i like nike
Comment: Linkin park is the best
John was comment spamming on all my posts last night. He is so annyoing.
Comment: where am i
Comment: i like nike
Comment: Linkin park is the best
John was comment spamming on all my posts last night. He is so annyoing.
by combination March 03, 2011
Originally the name of a Bigelow Tea Flavor, "Constant Comment" is a name for someone who has comments for anything & anybody, on-the-regular 24-7.
It doesn't matter if said comments are nice, not-so-nice, naughty, or neutral as long as they are constantly and consistently stage-whispered.
Somebody who is constantly spilling the tea on everybody and anybody.
It doesn't matter if said comments are nice, not-so-nice, naughty, or neutral as long as they are constantly and consistently stage-whispered.
Somebody who is constantly spilling the tea on everybody and anybody.
1) Girl had something to say about everyone's agenda during today's team meeting -- she's such a Constant Comment.
2) He was clocking everyone on the conference call while his mic was on mute -- what a Constant Comment.
2) He was clocking everyone on the conference call while his mic was on mute -- what a Constant Comment.
by ZakNak April 22, 2017
The Youtube comments section. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious.
by Slavic_ November 23, 2023
me: goes on a sdt vid: me: checks youtube comments: kids: jsyxsxhshbxysgyfrgnfychjbrnfgyhfbcvgchfbdfyhcnr *spamms emojis* youtube comments
by qazsedcftgbhujmkol.;[']\/.lokm August 08, 2021