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Cookie Coma

n. The sugar-fueled diabetic sleep that results after wolfing down more cookies than you feel your body SHOULD be able to take. Possible side effects could mean waking up in a dough dump; n. The Cocaine-induced high you may find yourself in when the world just sort of slips away and 24 hours later, you are unable to even remember if you were tripping balls or not.
1. My 100 hour cookie coma was so wonderful! I'm even forced to live on insulin due to my binge-ful eating! hoorah!

2. "Where.... wh, whaa.....Who/Where/What/When/Why the Fuck am I?"
by Grammar_Freak_17 April 12, 2008
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cougar coma

When a cougar goes off on a jag, feeding on as many hot, young men as she can in order to forget the one piece of prey she really wants.
Ever since he blew her off, M.G. has been in a cougar coma hitting all the clubs, getting with all the young studs.
by mollygoodhead January 7, 2010
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commy

1. a name used by any republican describing anyone who is not american

2. a name used by old American men describing anyone they dont like

3. a name used by old American men describing any Russian person or someone with Russian descent

4. a name used by Republicans and old American men describing someone who isn't "tough"
"Don't vote for Obama! He's a goddurn commy!"

Grampa: So the lady gave me THREE ketchup packs instead of four. That's why you should never trust those commies, Billy.
Billy: Grampa, did you take your medication today.
Grampa: Medication is for commies! I'm perfectly fine!
by Jae K. May 17, 2008
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Cock Coma

The condition after lovemaking where one's partner is so spent, they fall asleep right afterwards; usually in the last sexual position they were in.
We fucked so hard and fierce, she fell into a cock coma on top of me once we both came.
by FishboneIzRedHot June 21, 2010
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Coma

dude that songs sooo chill its coma
by zomb1tch May 9, 2011
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commo

All-embracing Aussie slang for: communist, Marxist, Trotskyite, Maoist, militant unionist, anyone left wing; or of that ilk
"The commos on the wharves are on bloody strike again!"
by Remember the 50's July 28, 2008
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technology coma

when you come home from work school etc. and surround yourself in the world of technology. includes things such as tv,payperview, texting, facebook, myspace, amazon, twitter, phone calls, xanga, stickam, etc.
Usually atleast 3-4 of these are being preformed at once.
john: hey what's up tina?
tina: oh you know facebook myspace twitter YouTube...
john: oh the basic technology coma?
tina: yeah pretty much.
by itsfreakingme March 13, 2009
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