coconut meat

The arcing ropes of jizz dished out by a Polynesian man after a nice frothy blow job.

Paul really did a bang up job eating that coconut meat last night.

by The Flesh Rocket July 20, 2017

Comooniun

When one exposes their bare ass during the distribution of the Eucharist, while said “comooniun” is happening the distributor of said Eucharist is looking directly at said “mooner”

When Mike mooned Ryan, it happened during communion making it comooniun.

by persona.non.grata October 26, 2017

Slippery coconut

When the male or female ejaculates onto the females left or right tit, then adds a cup of snot on top of it, making it as slippery as possible. The male or female then starts to rub his penis around the nipple of the slippery tit.

Man, did you see Wyatt give Hayley a slippery coconut?!

by Poonswaggle12345 June 25, 2010

Banging Coconuts

Verb
1. The act of making oneself believe or imagine that one's possessions are better than they actually are.

2. The act of trying to convince others to believe or imagine that one's possessions are better than they actually are.

3. The act of banging two halves of a coconut together to simulate the "clip-clop" of horse hooves in such a way that it allows one to believe or imagine that one is riding an actual horse.

Frenchman: "Who goes there?"
King Arthur: "It is I, Arthur, king of the Britons, defeator of the Saxons! We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights to join me at my court of Camelot."
Frenchman: "What? Ridden on a horse!?"
KA: "Yes."
Frenchman: "You're banging coconuts!"
KA: "What?"
Frenchman: "You've got two emply halves of a coconut and you're bangin' em together!"
KA: "No..."

by Col. Gentleman November 28, 2010

Virginia Commonwealth University

also known as virginia commonhoe university, this is a fun school with a very diverse group of students. It's a lil sketch in some parts but it's nothing pepper spray cant fix

Man I love Virginia Commonwealth University, it's a goodie.

by ilovefrankocean June 15, 2018

common knowledge

Something every living person should have, but yet Sorority Girls seem to have very little of.

Everyone knows that Mecca is the Islamic holy land, except for that Sorority Girl at work.

by Angered by a Co-Worker May 14, 2005

Common people

1) People who share unattractive things in common such as trainers, slang, shops and approaches to doing certain things (curse you out over the simplest things). Typically reside in London areas.

2) Also a song by the band Pulp.

1) Common people use words like "init", "blood" and "mans". Common people have no originality.I'm so glad im not a common person!

2) "I want to live like common people,
I want to do whatever common people do,
I want to sleep with common people,
I want to sleep with common people,
like you."

by Quitelate April 22, 2006