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Coma Diet

The act of losing weight while in a naturally or medically induced state of unconsciousness.
Damien lost weight while being on a Coma Diet from choking on his own puke.

Friend #1: Have you seen Damien since his coma diet?
Friend #2: He's looking good! I think he lost 40 lbs.
by ToeSniffer55 May 13, 2024
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coma bollito

If a Colombian from the paisa region offers you something and you decline, they tell you "coma bollito" (pronounced coh-muh bo-jee-toe) which means "eat a turd", because in their culture it's rude to refuse an offering.

"That Colombian girl offered me some of her fries. When I said 'no thanks', she said 'coma bollito'. What does that mean?"

Bollo means turd. Bollito means little turd. So coma bollito is the slightly more polite way of telling someone to eat a turd.
Coma bollito.
by JimmyOfTheWest May 21, 2024
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Intellectual Coma

Someone or something that refuses to take in factual information and will rather follow misinformation instead of scientific, mathematical, or demonstrative fact.
"Everyone is in an intellectual coma but me the person that states the world is flat."
by NathanSyndicate February 25, 2024
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