bum cackle

(n) makeshift toilet paper (esp. one's left hand) sometimes even a leaf, bark or a rock.

Rodger had no paper so he used his friend's hair as bum cackle.

by vod/ October 30, 2010

Low Cocker

A name synonymus with Zoe Leuchauer. She is, and always will be a low cocker.

Guy 1: Yo that gurl Zoe is a stone cold fox

Guy 2: Nah dont mess with that playa, she's a Low Cocker

Guy 1: Fuck Salt...

by Jose maria chico san juan April 21, 2011

Peter Cackle

When your pee hole gives a little laugh

me and my weiner did had a little bonding time, i tought it how to peef (penis fart) and peter cackle.

by craeated by nigger poon napkin February 24, 2011

alarm cocked

Waking up due to the discomfort from your raging morning wood.

Andy: Why are you up so early, Eric?

Eric: I got fucking alarm cocked again, this is the third time this week.

by Collard Greens November 10, 2013

Ubey Le Cocked

Used to describe something. It can be used in a bad or good sense to emphasize how good or bad something is/was.

Last night was ubey le cocked (if you had a brillaint night) / he is so ubey le cocked ( he is a dickhead)

by Davoin La'Leary January 24, 2011

cocker spaniel

The act in which a pantsless male crawls around on all fours with his junk tucked between his legs and protruding out the other side in imitation of a non-neutered dog. Usually used for comedic purposes.

I really wish I hadn't ever seen you doing the cocker spaniel.

by uh da cheat October 28, 2004

off-cocked

Something that is out of position in relation to its proper positioning.

The painter hung the picture off-cocked.

by Kristen Paskus July 27, 2006