fart cloud

the poof of poisonous gases that fester and brew and you hold in untill you find a victim to stand in front of in the grocery store and release your fart cloud upon them whilst you casually walk away and watch from the next isle as others look at them in disgust

that guy took so long in the grocery store selecting his brand of loo roll i just blew him a fart cloud within inches it smelt so bad other customers thought he had shat himself

by boris sniffer July 17, 2020

Cloud Reider

A guy from Canada who can't keep it in his pants. His on-line alias is Cloud Reider.

"Casual cyber-sex is goooooooood..."

by Mr. Bird February 21, 2005

cloud/cloudself

Some stupid ass neopronoun used for idiots who can't grasp the idea of "they/them" and feel the need to be cute and quirky while sounding stupid

Example of the dumbass cloud/cloudself :

"Cloud went to the beach to play alone with the ants because cloudself is a fucking weirdo"

by I'm right suck it March 15, 2022

bum cloud

To expel intestinal gas through the anus; break wind. (www.dictionary.com)

pwoooh man... did you let out a bum cloud?

by Claire January 18, 2004

Dirty Cloud

An ominous looking cloud, generally dark in color, a sure sign of an approaching storm

Al: Great Scott! Victor, is that a dirty cloud I spy?

Victor: Indeed it is, we should seek shelter immediately.

by Mr. Ninja Man August 9, 2009

Cloud Fuck

Verb:

When you cut a hole in your pillow put your dick in the hole and and then have sex with the other person through the hole in the pillow. The pillow should remain in between you and the other person to act as cushioning.

I really want to cloud fuck your mom

by west show May 26, 2010

Follow the cloud, not the crowd.

To be sensitive to the prompting of the Holy Spirit so that you may know God’s Will for you, instead of thinking that you need to be in a large gathering of fellow believers to feel God’s Presence and hear from Him.

God’s Presence or Power isn’t activated only when there’re more believers around, because He’s in their midst even when two or three of them come together—we need to follow the cloud, not the crowd.

by MathPlus January 25, 2018