Charge 7 Brown Bag

As you are fast-walking to the bathroom and you feel like your colon is about to jump out your ass, only to drop trou and discover that your butt barrel is blocked. You press a litter harder and *POP*.... out of your little brown starfish, the doughy round projectile that was stuck in your turd cutter is expelled like a 155mm using charge 7 red bag, only in this case it is charge brown bag! The projectile is often found stuck to the back of the bowl, flattened out with specks of brown bag residue scattered around it.

Bryan: Damn, Bubba! After stuffing my face at Persis, I had to race to the shitter and fire a Charge 7 Brown Bag.

Chad: Dude! You nasty!

by Arie Ola October 9, 2019

Charger

A electronic penis used to fuel sex robots

Can I use your charger for a s e x

by Babies and dildo salad November 17, 2019

Charger

A zombie from Left 4 Dead 2 with a huge ass arm ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) that charges into other survivors and separates them from the group. The most common type of Charger is called the "Karma Charger" because he is most commonly attacking survivors that leave the group behind

A Charger huh? That must be the fella that masturbates all day long

by SOSOOSOS December 10, 2019

cargaritas

When all the bars are closed because of carona virus but they sell drinks to go in styrofoam cups and you drink them driving around in your car because you’re tired of being at home.

Me: are you done with with work? Let’s go get some cargaritas.

Her: YAHTZEE, I’ll grab some hand sanitizer.

by eli jackson March 30, 2020

charger boi

a pain in the ass that doesn't know that morning sleep is needed but this child is the most loyal pain in the ass. he will also laugh his ass off at you getting something wrong. also a gamer boi

Charger boi is a pain

by abc as easy as 123 July 14, 2020

Charged Piss

After holding it in , a piss that shoots out like a water jet

Tom : Yo you good over there the water there is splashing

Rick : yeah I’m fine I just took a charged piss I haven’t went all day

by AnthraxBat22 February 8, 2021

Cargo Kitten

A Cargo Kitten is a term used to describe light-hearted and underpaid cargo pilots who don't take themselves too seriously. They are typically very playful and mellow. Cargo Kittens lack aggressive negotiating tactics which is why they can be commonly found in underpaid and unappreciated airline careers. The Cargo Kitten's counterpart would be a Freightdog. They both serve the same function but differ in characteristics. Freightdogs are usually less fun, more serious, and have higher self-esteem. They can be frequently mistaken for one another as they both are often seen in the wild unkept and unshaven. The major difference being Freightdogs are higher paid. Many Cargo Kittens attempt to disguise themselves as Freightdogs, but you can discern the difference quickly with either a ball of yarn or a quick glance at their W2.

"Hey man I can't believe you get paid so little to fly a 747??? I though you freight dogs made good money???"

"Nah, we ain't freight dogs, our pilot group is a bunch of Cargo Kittens, we'll work for Purina"

by High Speed Aluminum Tubing May 9, 2021