oops I crapped my pants

A popular diaper among the elderly.

I can now play tennis for hours without going to the bathroom! Thanks, oops I crapped my pants

by tt February 15, 2003

clapper

A stripper who is able to make her ass shake so vigorously that the cheeks clap, or the ass that claps.

Buffie the Body is a serious clapper.
I'll drop a dollar on a clapper with a snapper.

by Biguno September 1, 2006

chapped corn

A swollen and irritated anus caused by any number of maladies, including anal sex, greasy bowel movements, or dirty thongs. Also used metaphorically to imply being beaten down my life's injustices, as in "my boss is such a dick. I need a drink cuz the work week left my corn chapped and swollen."

There's no fucking way I can go dancing tonight. My chapped corn is rawer than a shaved clitoris.

by Droogie Toogie August 21, 2012

Seal clapper

Insert your hands, palms together, into your girls ass cheeks. After begin to clap and wait for your bitch to scream like a seal.

"BEND OVER ITS SEAL CLAPPER TIME BITCH "

by The3amigos September 23, 2016

Clapper

A fast slap shot in the game of hockey. Goaltenders avoid these type of shots.

Joel ward just fucking shot a clapper, eh?

by Cja17 June 4, 2016

Chapped hips

Banging an old woman, a granny, so hard you break or fracture her hips.

Man I was fucking that GILF so hard last night, I swear I left her with chapped hips.

by DivineJustice November 19, 2010

clapper rail

1- The hand rail around the main stage of the subpar strip club.
2 - The subway route that the local gonorrhea infested hookers work.

1-Look at Bubbles up there dancing on the Clapper Rail.

2- I have to now make a dr appointment, because I got so drunk the other night and took the Clapper Rail home.

by Jacqueline Danielle 777 November 20, 2014