canteloupe

A negative verb saying that a quick, often spontaneous and secret wedding in place of a formal, often large and expensive wedding is not possible, or will not happen.

Kweif and Amy eloped in Vegas last weekend, but Joe and Gigi canteloupe.

by anonymous May 15, 2022

Cantankerism

The act of straight cantankerous goof shit brought into daily life

The old man has a way with his cantankerisms that good people always get butt hurt

by WhisperGuy604 June 29, 2022

cantatore

A very rare and bad conversion made to a crap tractor

Wow look at Andrews new tractor I think it's one of those Spanish cantatore conversions

by Russ knows best August 26, 2022

cantankery

The act of being cantankerous; disagreeable to deal with; contentious; peevish; tempered and quarrelsome; disagreeable. Making a practice of acting stubbornly obstructive and being unwilling to cooperate

The Mayor and the Assembly made a real practice of cantankery.

by akconstant September 16, 2022

cantankery

The act of being cantankerous; disagreeable to deal with; contentious; peevish; tempered and quarrelsome; disagreeable. Making a practice of acting stubbornly obstructive and being unwilling to cooperate

The Mayor and the Assembly made a real practice of cantankery.

by akconstant September 16, 2022

cantail

Take two swigs off a non-alcoholic beverage can of your choice.

Top off with an alcoholic beverage that pairs well.

Cantail is like a cocktail but drank from the can of mixer.

We poured a couple cantails and walked around the city. No one knew we were gettin after it!

by Blandish October 4, 2022

cantbusy

An instantaneous response to deny request for plans.
Commonly used to alert friends you’re going to have sex with a stranger instead of spending time with them.

R: "Hey S! Want to workout and go practice ou..."
S: "cantbusy"
R: "OH..."
S: "yeah, sorry,,,cantbusy"

by SolidToot November 29, 2022