Iraqi cigar

When someone is fed laxatives and wrapped in plastic wrap like a cigar. When they shit themselves they have become an Iraqi cigar.

It is best to use heavy duty saran wrap when you make an Iraqi cigar.

by Brown Town Clown August 23, 2009

bite the end off the cigar

The act of prematurely, through choice or involuntary reflex, pinching your asshole shut on a log before it has fully exited your shit pipe. By not allowing the shit to gracefully release, you are now stuck with what as known as the "endless wipe".

"Bro, you don't want to bite the end off the cigar or your asshole is going to itch all day"

by rccg94 July 23, 2009

cigar burn

An anus. A butthole. The dime sized brownish pink hole resembles a burn from a cigar

"Your ass stinks, go wash that cigar burn of yours!"

by Brianne1979 January 4, 2006

cigarillo

When a person bound for jail stuffs a cigar clipper into their asshole so that when someone tries to butt-rape them, they squeeze their cheeks together and it cuts off the offender's penis.

Person 1: Dude, you're gonna get raped in jail.
Person 2: Fuck that, man. I'll give that bitch the cigarillo.

by SDeezy March 4, 2008

sweaty cigar

a moist penis

Man she can really smoke a sweaty cigar.

by Big Daddy October 22, 2003

Real Smokes ( Cigarettes

to buy cigarettes from a store are classed as real smokes, and not market or black marketted / home grown tobacco and rolled into tubes and filters this is where real smokes are called REAL SMOKES !!!!!

Real smokes ( Cigarettes ), hey mum what are real smokes, they are bought smokes not rolled smokes, can i have a fake smoke okay nafan yes you can, hey mum can i have a real smoke okay nafan u can have one of my horizons if u like . thx mum i love you, i love you to son.

by bigw hay hay nafan November 6, 2010

cigar merchant

Another derogatory term for a homosexual man. So named because, like a cigar merchant, he likes to put a good hand rolled length in his mouth and take a long, leisurely drag on it.

"Hey, check out the fag over there - a real cigar merchant."

by Wizards Sleeve November 5, 2006