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Christian is a truly amazing person. He is a super charismatic, caring, kind, sarcastic, rad guy who loves to skate and eat nutter butters. He really cares about you and how you’re doing despite everything he has to deal with on his own. If you have a Christian =) in your life then consider yourself very lucky and don’t let him go. P.s. he looks like a koopa Troopa ;).
Tyler: yo Christian =) is so wack
Me: nah he’s cool

Tyler: ya I guess ur right
by MandaNoel October 20, 2019
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christianity

a cult of people who believe in a single all knowing and all deciding god, who only lets a few people into "heaven" explained to be an afterlife paradise. despite his son dying for the forgiveness of all people.
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uh yeah sounds right
by Iamfemale January 2, 2021
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bitch ass man child. likes dick and is fat as fuck
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by nigmanms October 16, 2020
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Christians are normally very very attractive. they play lots of basketball and are very good looking. someone could break your mirror but a Christian would fix it . he is sometimes smart but what does that matter anyways, he's a hottie with a nice body. Christians appear in relationships often, but his bitch is probobly ugly anyways. if you ever meet a Christian, he's a keeper .
person 1: look at that hot basketball player!
person 2: oh, it's christian!
by four1dag March 14, 2015
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a confused group that proclaims to love jesus and follow biblical teachings, but doesn't. most have not read the bible.
clean shaven, tattooed christian: queers are going to hell!!
atheist: hey dude, so are you! go stone an adulterer.
by carl danger April 17, 2015
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A girl with the most prettiest eyes you've ever seen. Also becoming tired of finding religious related meanings for her name. She is courageous, beautiful and very friendly. Everyone wants to be her friend.
Megan: She's so nice, what's her name?

Kaylie: Oh, that's Christian, isn't she pretty!
by Cpow52 March 25, 2017
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A cult formed by men nearly 2000 years ago. The original group comprised of mainly homosexuals. 12 men sitting around holding hands, and hiding from women. Mordern day advocates include Rev. Ted Haggard, who enjoyed not only preaching christianity, but the meeting with a male prostitute and snorting meth and truly practicing it. Some followers have gotten confused and forgot of the medievil religious male orgies and choose to believe that homosexuality is evil. These people don't realize women are the true evil, and if not for them we could still be in paradise.
I rested my head in the small of his back, "god bless christianity!" I huffed and wiping the sweat from his back off my lips.
by York Underwood November 18, 2006
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