Chode Poison

This product is a grainy powder that can be rubbed on one's chode and it will dehydrate and shrivel the chode until the width grealy decreases and the chode becomes a normal penis. Found in the same habitat as the chode lasso.

Hey man, take some of this CHODE poison, it really worked for me!!! It's viagra for chodes!

by The Chode Expert January 8, 2009

Chidester

12 Miles From Camden in Arkansas about 400 people live there there is a lake called Bragg Lake and another one called white oak lake im reppin C-Town since no 1 else did

Bookesha:I live in Chidester ever herd of it Shaniqua: Hell naw

by Playa-P July 23, 2008

chodeamonkey

a derogatory word used towards an individual displaying incompetents and or idiotic behavior

John is a chodeamonkey for wrecking his car.

by Daniel Kittrell February 9, 2007

Chode Mobile

A small, stumpy, run down car designed to barely fit a crew of chode like individuals. A chode mobile can usually be distinguished by having a smell of extreme chode B.O., ripped up car seats, and atleast one broken door handle.

Hey Geezychode, the chode crew wants lunch, can we take the Chode Mobile.

Muffin will drive your chode Mobile.

by kermup January 6, 2008

chodebox

Someone who is so chodeish they are characterised a being equal to or more than 2 chodes.

That cop was acting like such a chodebox.

Stop being a chodebox and take one for the team.

by A.. January 10, 2008

Chode paste

Can be either smegma (the crust on yer balls after sex) or jizz.

I got a serious case of chode paste after banging that chick.

by Lexicon Devil February 16, 2008

chode ripper

A female who uses her teeth when performing oral sex

Man, everything was great until that chode ripper snagged my dick on her braces!

by Sherjo June 18, 2008