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Chilean Necktie

The practice of tying a handkerchief around a lady friend's neck before ejaculating on her face. The handkerchief protects any clothing or jewelry the girl may be wearing, while still allowing the man to enjoy pornographically decorating his date's face and hair.

The name originates from the common technique of wrapping a napkin or towel around the neck of a bottle of wine to prevent liquid from dripping onto the table. The "Chilean" part refers to the delicious, yet relatively inexpensive wines of Chile, and serves the dual purpose of just sounding dirty.
That girl from the party was blowing me in the closet, and didn't want to get my load on her cocktail dress, so I whipped out a hanky and gave her a Chilean Necktie. Didn't do much for her mascara, unfortunately.
by bigsaxquatch January 21, 2011
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Chinary

A way to describe things to Mays that is in reference to China
This food is very Chinary
I feel Chinary today
by ladysman51 May 9, 2011
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chinalise

Chinalise (v.)- To make something or someone more Chinese in terms of appearance or cultural values.

Chinalization (n.) The process of doing this
Man #1
"Since that guy got back from China he always squats on top of the toilet to drop a turd"

Man #2

"That's Chinalization bro" "

Man#3

"He's totally chinalised"
by wildbynamewildbynature October 22, 2012
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China Salary

A very low annual salary which when divided by the hours worked by an employee, calculates as equal to or less than minimum wage. Often used for non-management roles in salary-orientated business to make workers unaware that they are being paid minimum wage, or less than minimum wage.

The term is derived from the fact that many large companies send their manufacturing work over to China, to get extremely cheap labour.

Typically employed in workplaces where an "extra duties" or "extra hours" clause is present in employee's contracts, requiring them to work sporadic additional hours without additional pay.

Fairly common, but goes unnoticed when salaries are not increased over the years.
Worker 1: I don't know why Chris says the company doesn't appreciate him, he works really hard, how can they not be appreciating him?
Worker 2: Didn't you know? He's on a China Salary.
by Boris K March 18, 2013
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China mung

That lady has a heavy Chinese accent, she is such a China mung
by bigAndy May 8, 2014
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Chilean landslide

A sexual position typically only practiced by straight couples although can be altered to cater to homosexual needs. A Chilean landslide refers to the act of a man having his legs and lower body on an elevated surface so that his torso is at a sloping, downward angle (may be achieved using a couch, bed, or similar furniture) . A female then mounts the man reverse-cowgirl style. Sex will usually last close to a minute, at which point the female will release a flush of slow-moving diarrhea that will make its way down the sloping torso of the male who's face will become immersed in the diarrhea, much as what happens when a landslide meets a town.
"Hey Ron! Did you go to the Chilean landslide orgy at Kevin's house? I heard every guy there left with a face full of Chipotle and Taco Bell!"
by Flaccid_Nipples May 29, 2015
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Chilean Walrus

Barebacking a girl while biting her and repeatedly thunderclapping her ears. Bonus points awarded for a Wilfred Brimley mustache.
Dolores is so freaky she let me give her a Chilean Walrus right before dinner.

Anal Bareback Chilean culture diabeetus
by ProbablyNickBartley July 26, 2016
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