Children

A demon leech and generally terrible thing.

man i hate children, they're the WORST

by NMEwoptop April 18, 2023

Trinity School for Children

School directed by fat meatball. Barks orders at nameless staff. Children work slave hours and get served cardboard for grub. Overridden by invasive species of Latinos! Whole staff has collective IQ of 1. Gala events are scams af. Fat Meatball with teeth spread wide enough to insert a quarter through them. Beware of Bridge troll nurse and dragon breath teacch.

If you go to Trinity School for Children, you got numbnutZ!!! - JWheele Outttt!!!

by Ms. DawnsLeftNut May 1, 2023

Children

Nose-picking, booger-eating, germ-spreading, defiant little farts who cry for no frickin reason at all. (A.K.A. smaller humans).

bob: y is them children screamin all the time!!!

by Clill Binton October 17, 2019

children

little pieces of shit who are somehow always sticky and who throw hissy fits over the tiniest inconvenience

“awh when are you gonna have children??”
“NEVER fml i despise them”

by mooimaria November 21, 2021

Children

Mmm, yum yums.

Mmm, children! How delicate and delicious!

by Pasta. November 19, 2021

Dumb children

Just dumb children

"Wow those are some dumb children"

by Idefinewordscauseican September 6, 2021

children

children is a plural word

these children are tasty children is child plural

by grandmastinkslol September 13, 2021