Chapsodomy

Unfair, Lame or Painful. Like dry anal.

"I slipped on the ice and broke my face"
"that's chapsodomy man"

by Samarah February 7, 2008

Chapsdick

Using pre-cum on your significant others lips to keep them from getting chapped. Chapsdick.

Do you have any Chapstick? No, but I can give you some Chapsdick.

by Urca327 February 17, 2015

Chips and dips

A university / college alternative for ciggrates and booze

Where can i get some chips and dips in this area , fam?

by FRJHC May 5, 2018

lords chips

Did he not tell you they were the lords chips....

The Lords Chips are holy in the way of a ninja masturbating in a corner but in Japanese shrine. Also may refer to a man who has grieved over the loss of his beloved left testicle.

by Peter's Dick Pencil December 1, 2016

Skimpy on the chips

A phrase meaning uncool, retarded,or lame. Created when choco chip ice cream had hardly any chips in it. Used when something is annoying you or someone is getting on your case.

"Dude, you're gettin' all skimpy on the chips on me." or "That's skimpy on the chips."

by Seany Fizz July 15, 2006

Chaps My Leathers

1) A phrase used when something disappoints you and or annoys you to the point of almost swearing.

2) When referring to something obscene, disgusting or just plain wrong; comes from but-less chaps

1) "You wanna know what really chaps my leathers, this dang rush hour traffic!"

OR
Friend: Hey dude I think that teacher failed you on purpose!
Me: Ya man he really chaps my leathers!

2) Friend: Dude I think your moms hot!
Me: Uhh! That Chaps my leathers!

by Everything Will Be Deefine February 27, 2011

Cherry Chips

When a male of female is preforming oral sex on a female while she is on her menstrual cycle and the blood from her vagina then gets on said male or female's face. Then the male of female lets the the blood dry. Then after the blood is dry, then peels the blood off their face and eats it like a chip.

cherry chips

by kprob November 9, 2011