one cheek sneak

A George Carlin joke: You lift one butt cheek and muscle out a small fart. It would usually sound weak, unless you powerhouse it. Best for church.

Kid: Oh man *lifts one cheek and lets out a small fart*
Preacher: mmmm, sweet Jesus.
AFTER CHURCH
Kid: I call that one the one cheek sneak.

by The JoshMeister101 June 8, 2009

you are cheeks

It means that you are not very good at what you do

" You are cheeks! "

by Anthony De Benedetti May 10, 2018

cheeker

nickname for a small baby or child, (male or female) with extremely cute, large cheeks.

1. "Look at those Cheeker Cheeks."

2. "What a cute little Cheeker."

by Brooke Lorraine October 23, 2006

ass cheeks for blinders

that dude is so blind to all the bull goin on around him ill bet its cause hes got his head up his ass so far that hes wearing his ass cheeks for blinders

joe bob must be wearing his ass cheeks for blinders cause hes too stupid to notice hes being used and screwed over

by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 6, 2009

cheebo slut

a cheap slut with with body odor

man that ole dirty ass cheebo slut always coming around here smelling like hot ass and bananas

by cheif slap a ho May 9, 2009

cheeking

The art of placing one's ass cheeks on items which belong to others, in order to taint them. Often done as a prank and a photo is usually taken for evidence.

Did you hear Bill was cheeking all of Mike's stuff? Here, I got pictures to prove it.

Wow, Bill is hilarious.

by MerwinsWarf August 27, 2019

Cheeky Chilterner

A cheeky Chilterner is a term used by B E N N S K I BARROW EXPRESS and it means “someone who likes a cheeky train ride on the Chiltern mainline” this term is used a lot by the dear Bennskibarrowexpress or Chef Bennski as some call him

No one: ...

Bennski: Oh YeS I’m a cheeky chilterner and I like to cook a butta chicken cuwwy

Everyone else: oh fuck off

by SLANDERS! April 9, 2020