Cantaloupe

Some dude I know that looks like one.

Check out that guy, he looks like a cantaloupe. Short ass.

by A_Bum October 24, 2023

canterbury squeezer

when riding ones dick you squeeze it with your vagina to assert your dominance

damn! that girl was a total canterbury squeezer.

by goprohomo42069 October 25, 2023

Cantcapimia

A very real condition that makes those who have it not able to cap

You cappin’
No i have cantcapimia
Oh ait

by Averyrealperson December 12, 2023

Canti

A non racist way of saying the N word

What's good canti

by Can't he? December 17, 2023

Cantambiphile

A person who is attracted to mostly people who sing or have a good singing voice. Derived from the Latin words "Cantor" which means singer and "Ambiculus"/"Ambicula" which means someone with whom you are overly acquainted with.

"I am so in love with her voice, I might be a cantambiphile."
I've only ever dated singers, I'm a cantambiphile."

by Geminigga December 23, 2023

cantanquerous

A sussy old boof with dangles for beef and a watty sinter for dings

That gooblin is cantanquerous!

by Lerdbat52 January 22, 2024

CantGuardSmitty

I’ve always been sexually attracted to CantGuardSmitty but not in a homosexual way but more like he just seems like a nice guy that u can put ur head on his chest and just talk about life. He seems so humble and down to earth and he really got better this off season.

CantGuardSmitty is awesome

by FranklinTheTurtle191 November 30, 2023