condom

long shaped ballon, fits over penis to prevent sperm from going into egg. Also the thing that ripped during your parents' "fun time" and the cause of your existance

daddy: Damn, my condom ripped!
mommy: Shit! i dont want a baby!

by Condom Vender February 25, 2004

Condom Commercial Kid

A bratty little kid disturbing people in a public place with limited to no control from the parent. Often associated with a sudden desire to increase strength and use of birth control products. Commonly expressed in the grocery store as making a bee-line for the condom isle because of what you saw on the cereal isle. Both parents and non-parents report seeing Condom Commercial Kids.

"I didn't get to enjoy the movie because of that five-year-old (Condom Commercial Kid) right behind me screaming and kicking the back of my seat the entire two hours. On an unrelated matter, no glove--no love, so let's stop by the drugstore on the way home home..."

by arka June 3, 2008

Condom

A latex device used to wrap it and tap it.

She's so hot i wouldnt even care to use a condom. i want to be her baby's daddy.

by honeyfresh18.... December 15, 2010

eating a fire and ice condom

When you eat food that is hot and cold at the same time like the highly advertised trojan condoms. This is way worse then sex.

Madeleine: My polish sausage is hot but the bun and onions are cold.
Brooke: That sucks.
Madeleine: Its like eating a fire and ice condom.

by tosh18 January 16, 2011

condomplating

This is what happens when guys with solid erection waste a few precious seconds contemplating which side the condom unrolls and which side to put it on from.

In an intercourse a guy quickly gets up to put on a condom.

Guy: Silent looking at the condom and think where it unrolls.
Girl: WILL YOU STOP CONDOMPLATING and do the needful please!!

by Mohit_Sexpert June 22, 2009

sand condom

a lubricated condom covered in sand used for anal sex

Susie cheated on my so i sand condomed her ass last night, thats gunna be painful in the morning.

by kris o July 20, 2007

hershey condom

a man takes a shit, sticks a dildo in it and sticks it in the freezer overnight. The next day he takes out the dildo and uses the crap as a condom

Dude I fucked that girl with a hershey condom.

by hershey condom December 14, 2009