Callum McEnerney

Callum is the sweetest, kindest and most caring person on the earth. He will protect and love you like a god, he thinks he's ugly but everyone knows he is a S-N-A-C-K. He is the best boyfriend ever and he is the best person to ever exist in all the planets in space. He is all round perfection.

Oh Callum McEnerney, yeah he's my boyfriend. You jealous? Don't answer, I know you are.

by Urban. Dictionary May 12, 2020

Callum

Callum is a respectful, funny and lovely dude. He will make you feel like a princess, but you also gotta make him feel like one. He is a sensitive croc who enjoys watching shows with his girlfriend, and playing DnD with his friends. He has a small dog/rat and the cutest spider hands.

Look at this Callum, he's so cute!

This guy is a real Callum, he always tries his best.

by hotpotatochip May 14, 2020

Callum Thomas

A slighty over weight teenager who has a strong fetish for sheep and having is nipples squeezed. During intercoure he sometimes says his mothers name rather than the sheeps.

That Kid over there is a real Callum Thomas

by Tsutto July 10, 2020

Callum Challenge

Pull down your pants for period of time (in public).

Okay guys let's do the Callum challenge and pull down pant becausde its funny lol

by Callum Challenge July 26, 2020

callus your voicebox

The act of throat fucking someone so hard you apply callus to there vocal cords.

Come here babe, let me callus your voicebox.

by MLGdiscord August 28, 2020

Calculus

A field of math that's only known for being hard because the standard method of teaching it is so unnecessarily unintuitive that no one can understand the actual meaning of whatever the fuck they're doing

Newton: I just invented Calculus, a field of math so diverse that it can be applied to almost any topic from economics to biology
Literally everyone else: That's wonderful! I'm sure you'll share it with everyone and make the world a better place
Newton: Nah, I'm gonna write the first calculus textbook to be intentionally confusing and unintuitive just so my accomplishment seems more impressive.
Literally everyone else: bruh.

by Some_furry September 11, 2020

Callum Palm oil

Callum parnaby is one that they would call, a hider. He knows he likes male testicles but wont admit it himself. His google search history definitely says men groping eachother.

“yo did you hear callum palm oil came out the closet?”
“oh yh it was expected”

by YOYOMYNAMEISJOEYEET January 21, 2021