Caféphile

Much like the bibliophile (a lover of books), or audiophile (lover of high quality stereo), a caféphile is a person who dedicates significant amounts of time enjoying and thriving in a café, which may or may not serve coffee.

Ernest Hemingway was a caféphile.

by Estevito December 3, 2009

Chaffed

Can use it for anything negative.

Dude, you were supposed to call me when you got to the party last night. You fuckin chaffed me.

by L0GAN4 October 3, 2006

caffeine

A legal amphetamine which is found in the leaves and flowers of the tea plant, or the seeds of coffee and cacao/cocoa plants.

Jolt Cola has twice as much caffeine as Mountain Dew.

Some chocolates have a higher concentration of caffeine than others.

by AYB July 12, 2003

caffeinatedyak

A giant dancing purple vagina that shoots out donuts when the moon is ripe and full. Approach with extreme caution and offerings.

See duck

by kaYdetanieffac August 16, 2003

Cafer

A person who cums over people.

"Dude, stay away from that cafer."

by Dude69696969 May 13, 2005

cafe au lait

Term describing a person who is of hybrid race, usually a cross between a European and an African negro. The term comes from the French "coffee with milk" to describe the color. Unlike most terms used to describe these people, it is not usually meant in a derogatory way.

Dude 1: Beyonce is a fine cafe au lait chick
Dude 2: Come off it man, that negress wears a fucking wig!

by meester p July 21, 2007

P'tit café

Slang for give me a blowjob

Un P'tit café s'il vous plait (a blowjob please)...or, j'ai le gout d'un p'tit café (i'm in the mood for a blowjob)

by J-B May 19, 2006