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crippling depression

A form a depression that is so bad, that many people take it as a joke or meme.
"Hey, did you see what Evan had posted?"
"What, his terrible meme about crippling depression?"
"Yeah!"
by proxyserver May 30, 2016
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cripster

A crippled hipster. He thinks you'll buy the get-up and grab that sympathy card, but you know those leg braces are just too ironic.
Yeah, leg braces and everything. Total cripster.
by AgentSAMa November 24, 2010
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Cripping Out

When your "chilling" so hard that the word "chilling" just doesn't cut it!
Oh man i am cripping out soo hard, i havent moved in 4 hours
by Apl Bags May 22, 2011
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CRiPpLinG dEpREsSiOn

A type of mental disorder that often involves self-destructive impulses, suicidal thoughts, and lack of interest and the will to live that is, in contrast to normal depression, chronic and can very negatively affect the health of someone with such disorder.

Though it is not an actual category of depression recognized by medical institutions and experts, the phrase "I have crippling depression" has been popularized through a short video clip by the meme machine that has recently polluted the Internet community with vulgar trends (along with several other figures, who will be not mentioned due to the irrelevance to this topic), commonly known as idubbbz.

This phrase can be used to respond every and any type of question, statement, command, information, situation, or argument.
Peggy: "Did you hear that the Eiffel Tower was destroyed by dynamites from Uruguay?"
Gertrude: "I have crippling depression."

Lachlan: "Through this, I can assure you that the population of Easter Island mainly consists from the Dutch from Holland, the Irish from Ireland, and the Lapdancers from Lapland."
Donathan: " I have crippling depression."

Doverson: "This is just another pathetic attempt to be funny. This entire thing was all unfunny, you're just trying to make a funny Urban Dictionary entry on a dead meme. You're just hopeless. This is the cringiest thing..."
Jass: "I have crippling depression."
by Vixtellion April 11, 2017
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Crippletastic

A combination of the word cripple and fantastic used to describe great things that cripples do.
Wow, that wheelchair wheelie was crippletastic
by Elliott Solomon August 2, 2003
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criPod

"Drew got yelled at by his boss earlier has been in his cubicle listening to his criPod for hours now"
by Penguins Word Team December 9, 2008
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Crippler chick

Surfer slang for a pretty girl (maybe a very pretty girl)
by Kerries July 26, 2010
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