conversatiated

Noun: The act of dominating a conversation until your ego is satisfied.

Slang version: Conversassified.

Damn, Julian has crushed their will to speak! He won't stop until he's conversatiated.

by therealemm September 14, 2007

two pump conversion

An event whereas after you finally get a chick to let you score with her, you start the lovemaking process and finish after an amazing two pumps...

I finally got my new girl alone and naked and all I could pull off was a two pump conversion.

by donaldson November 29, 2003

Nonversation

A conversation where tons is said but no one actually speaks.

"I had and awesome goodbye with Travis yesterday. He gave me his computer and then we had one of those good solid man moment where everything gets said but no one's talking. I call it a nonversation."
-Bobby from Cougar Town

by Lenny24 October 1, 2010

Nonversation

A nonversation is simply a conversation with someone who you do not wish to talk with, therefore using as many one word answers as possible, hoping that they get the hint.

Librarian: So hav you read many books this year?
Schoolboy: Uhmm....No
Librarian: Oh...did you at least finish that book set for your school project?
Schoolboy: Ye
Librarian: Did it take you long?
Schoolboy: about a week......i gtg (runs really fast in opposite direction)

Schoolboy: Man...that was the worst nonversation i evr had!
Friend: Really i find the librarian really nice to talk with
(all other kids stare)

by George_ME January 20, 2008

monversation

A one-sided conversation in which one participant makes little or no input.

I tried to talk things over with her but it quickly turned into a monversation.

by Vagabond (A.H.) August 5, 2006

anal conversion

The act of converting rounded-off figures in one system of measurement to another to far too many digits.

Astronomer to local reporter: With only eye witness accounts, you can't be very accurate, but I'd say the meteorite was one hundred metric tons and exploded a five thousand meters altitude.

Newspaper article: From eyewitness accounts, local astronomer Dr. Hilbert pinned down the rock as being 220,400 lb. and exploding at 16,404 ft altitude.

Astronomer, reading the article: That's anal conversion! I sound like a charlatan!

by AbnormalBoy May 17, 2004

2-point conversion

the sexual act of while in doggy-style, the guy pulls out of the vagina and inserts his penis into the girl's asshole, and then ejaculates. It is only considered a 2-point conversion when you surprise them with it.

I brought Jenny back from the bar last night and gave her the 2-point conversion, she was surprised to say the least.

by KeepitFRATTY June 14, 2011