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An event whereas after you finally get a chick to let you score with her, you start the lovemaking process and finish after an amazing two pumps...
I finally got my new girl alone and naked and all I could pull off was a two pump conversion.
by donaldson November 29, 2003

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a slang word for the controseptive worn on the male genetalia
I had a hot date planned so I went to mejiers and picked up a pack of caporters to protect my down hang.
by donaldson November 15, 2003

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A slang word for the male genetalia
The other day a hot hoe came over to my crib and put some stank on my down hang.
by donaldson November 15, 2003

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an overly voluptuous female specimen that you contact post consuming 144+ ounces of your favorite alcoholic beverage.
After striking out at the bar last night, I had to ride my trusty waverunner.
by Donaldson November 14, 2003

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