donaldson's definitions

caporters

a slang word for the controseptive worn on the male genetalia

I had a hot date planned so I went to mejiers and picked up a pack of caporters to protect my down hang.

by donaldson November 15, 2003

down hang

A slang word for the male genetalia

The other day a hot hoe came over to my crib and put some stank on my down hang.

by donaldson November 15, 2003

two pump conversion

An event whereas after you finally get a chick to let you score with her, you start the lovemaking process and finish after an amazing two pumps...

I finally got my new girl alone and naked and all I could pull off was a two pump conversion.

by donaldson November 29, 2003

waverunner

an overly voluptuous female specimen that you contact post consuming 144+ ounces of your favorite alcoholic beverage.

After striking out at the bar last night, I had to ride my trusty waverunner.

by Donaldson November 14, 2003