An event whereas after you finally get a chick to let you score with her, you start the lovemaking process and finish after an amazing two pumps...
I finally got my new girl alone and naked and all I could pull off was a two pump conversion.
a slang word for the controseptive worn on the male genetalia
I had a hot date planned so I went to mejiers and picked up a pack of caporters to protect my down hang.
an overly voluptuous female specimen that you contact post consuming 144+ ounces of your favorite alcoholic beverage.
After striking out at the bar last night, I had to ride my trusty waverunner.