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celibrity

1. A famous person who is not sexually active or in any type of relationship.
2. A famous incel (not very likely in the incel's lifetime).
3. A famous person of a religious order.
Dude, what if he went ER and became a celibrity?
by Shoe brush December 1, 2020
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Celebritoxic

Celebritoxic: Actors/Actresses use the phrases like these: Force is Female or Toxic Fanboys or Crybabies or Sexist or Racist.

Also, who does not really care about the Originally FanBase of a certain Fanthom.
Hollywood Actor: I hate those original fans of the shows. I'm reboot even though I'm not a fan at all of the fanthom.

The fans: You are Celebritoxic
by Sakurakage July 23, 2021
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Celebrities

People who are insanely easy to hate.
Hym "You know, I wonder where my distain for celebrities comes from. Seriously, you see these people in their ivory towers and they have nothing good to say about the people on the bottom rung of society (and this even applies to the ones that I like). And you could say (and I have said in the past) 'Oh, you don't know them. They're just people.' and that's all well and good but they'll never see the people they spit on. They'll never want for anything (at least in a monetary sense). It's not even just jealousy. It's that while I'm in the bread line the millionaire that considers me a fat lazy piece of shit is relaxing in their gated community above it all. When the temp agency has me at a pizza factory and I'm tearing mounds of dough off the line 45-60 minutes straight so the machine doesn't clog and no one in the factory is coming to help me and the 4 people in my immediate proximity are just standing there talking while I struggle; they're doing little more than pointing a camera at their own face for a million dollars. What insult would reach them? What would I have to say to remind them of the nature of existence?"
by Hym Iam May 5, 2022
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Celebrities

No. No. They are not the most miserable people in the world you fucking moron. What's the suicidality rate? What's the school shooter rate for celebrities? The retirement rate?
Hym "Ok, so, you say that celebrities are miserable people on the planet because 'they are showered with praise and it only take one GENIUS to insult them' and how is that more miserable than the guy who doesn't get any praise? Or gets nothing but insults? What about factory workers? Bottom rung low-skill labors? Celebrities? THEY'RE the most miserable people? Really? And 1 guy insulting them out of a 1000 id what does it huh? You're a spoiled sheltered retard. Basically like that cripple. You're actually worse than the cripple because at least the has the excuse of being a retard. Celebrities have, objectively, THE BEST LIFE you can possibly have and LITERALLY HALF OF THEM have their celebrity status because some fat slob producer likes the way their tits look. I think you just like to say that shit as a murder deterrent. So while I'm slaving away (indefinitely), drowning in the illusion of opportunity, I don't think to myself 'Hey, we should all stab the shit out of these motherfuckers' but you motherfuckers are the most miserable people on the planet. And then you want to call somebody an 'idiot' for insulting you. The country you come from is a literal toilet. Shit all over the street and I'm the fucking idiot."
by Hym Iam April 11, 2023
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Celebriations

The events of an alcohol party. Portmanteau of "inebriated" and "celebrations."
Man, I was so drunk last night, I don't even remember any of the celebriations.
by J. P. T. February 19, 2010
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Celebratio

Giving or receiving felatio only on birthdays or special occasions
My birthday is the one day of the year my girlfriend goes down on me we call it celebratio
by MTP33 July 25, 2011
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Celebratory Gunfire

When you shoot off a gun because you're happy and celebrating something. Often done during New Years celebrations.
Alex was killed when Bob started setting off celebratory gunfire at a New Year's Party.
by MewWinx96 February 6, 2013
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