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candat

mostly said towards skinny ass white men trying to be cool and fit in.
omg he is such a candat
by phanto friend July 27, 2018
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Candide, n.

Pronunciation: can-DEET (similiar to "yeet")
Frequency (in current use): 1/10
Origin: French
Etymons: candid, adj; candidacy, n

1) The eponymous character of "Candide ou l'optimisme" by Voltaire, an optimistic man who repeatedly claims that we "live in the best of all possible worlds" and that "we must cultivate our garden". The book is philosophical, but ultimately a satire (so there's also a lady who lost one of her two buttcheeks because she ate it in it) and was banned because it was too controversial.

2) Born this very minute 23 years ago, Austro-German singer-songwriter, stylist, fashion icon and social media influencer Candide is known for her profound exploration of both the human psyche and eros through art and research. Popular because of her kindness and willingness to reach out and deep into other people, she has been known to hear people's life stories a mere five minutes after meeting them and uses these insights to fuel her art and understanding of the world. An amazing friend and wonderful person, according to those who know her, she continues onwards on her path towards beauty in a complex world.
The word Candide, n. means being defined by aesthetics, love and passion - a modern-day Venus.
by Sciolet August 26, 2018
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candaulism

it's when you want or would like to die.
Damn that dude really candaulism.
by Candaulism September 12, 2018
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Candi

A very strong woman. She goes out of her way to help other people. She works her hardest. She is a very sweet person. Usually brunette/blonde. Most have blue/brown/hazel eyes. Everyone adores her and thinks she’s beautiful
Riley- Woah that girl over there is stunning!
Gavin- Well yeah! That’s Candi!
by Jiggly pete September 16, 2018
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Candice

A way to make your friends commit suicide. You get hit with this and you get immediate terminal illness. Deadliest

"joke" (if its even a joke) you could ever tell someone.
"Did you see happened to Candice?" (Friend 1)
"No what?" (Friend 2)
"Candice dick fit in your mouth!!!" (Friend 1)
*Friend 2 dies*
by yoobisoft October 24, 2018
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Candelization

Did you see Joey's candelization last night? That shit was crazy! One second he was a normal boy, and the next thing I know, he is a Japanese Cherry Blossom Bath & Body Candle! I know what I'm getting mom for Christmas this year!
by Sexy Soup November 3, 2018
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Candani

When a taper candle does not fit into any candleholder. (Sometimes when it's too big you have to carve the bottom part to make it fit).
This candle is to big for the the candleholder! It's candani!
by terriow November 4, 2018
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