Beets

A vegetable similar to a potato in that it is a root and carries similar qualities to potatos. The inside of this vegetable is purple with blood red juices. Nigger's happen to love this vegetable very much. You have to be careful where you use the word because negros will flock to beets.

"Ya'll got them new Beats by Dre boy?"

"Naw nigga but my moms got deez fresh beets from da market, gawd"

"Damn nigga, I love me some beets. Hand em' ova"

by Blunter420 January 9, 2013

rasperry beret

the red mark resulting from a dick smack

She has a rasperry beret. She got smack in the face with a dick and now has a red mark on her cheek.

by Kimberly February 26, 2004

fingee mee beetsh!

A mad ass slur, meaning finger my butt

Roy, wont you come over here and fingee mee beetsh?!

by nigga wha nigga wha wha June 24, 2004

got a beretta

Stemming from Dr. Dre lyrics, to "have a beretta" is to be open for chilling, down to hang out, not busy, or free.

from 2001s "The Watcher", Dr. Dre's lyrics go as such:

"as long as I got a beretta,
yo, I'm down for whatever"

thus, if you ask "what's up" and someone replies, "I got a beretta," they are essentially saying, "I'm down for whatever.

It's a good way to sound cool when caught with absolutely nothing to do.

The slang further develops when the words are supplemented with synonyms. (see example 2)

EXAMPLE 1.
Frankensence: Yo man what are you saying tonight

Mur: I got a beretta

Frankensence: sesh at my place?

EXAMPLE 2.

Chris: Got yo gat?

Phillippe: cheeya

Chris: word, best reach.

by Cat Meister April 9, 2011

beret

french word for cowpie

what is that thing on his head? why,
it is a beret, monsieur.

by angeroy January 7, 2003

beret

a french word meaning cowpie

that beret looks like a pile of cow shit.

by morebob January 7, 2003

Beetus

A title given to the truly awesome, but usually mistaken for diabetes. Originally used by the great Wilford Brimley.

Wow! That guy truly is the Beetus!

by Morbid Duck June 15, 2010