Dirty Braai

A sexual position favoured by South Africans.

Start the night before by marinating your meat...preferably in something spicy.

Just before the act - wipe half an onion across her coochie to ensure last summer's gunk falls off. Then slowly place your Boerewors around the rim ensuring this doesn't get burnt.

Invite your mates to stand around and chug a few beers as they discuss your meat whilst you flip it occasionally...but not enough you're playing with it.

Pour some beer over her if things get too hot too quick...and just as you're about to jizz throw some msg in her eye...and get back to talking rugby with the boys.

Person 1: 'Did you see Shaun's Dirty Braai?'
Person 2: 'I did...his Webber needs sorting out too.'

by Nivek the terrible May 28, 2023

Fecal brap

A term to describe a messy fart.

Mr. Kat is sniffing up all the fecal braps!

by anonymous March 9, 2024

Fecal brap

A term to describe a particularly egregious fart.

1. I just let out a fecal brap.

2. Marco is selfishly sniffing up all the fecal braps.

by Rupyyz March 10, 2024

Thaare baap ri gond/gaand !

It is used when someone tells you something and you know or think that they are either having fun, teasing, lying , making you angry or talking unreal. It's used in informal settings, like, between or among friends. It's used when you get little angry , you don't believe or something.

My friend : The prices of the shares ,you bought last week , have increased by 58%.

Me : Thaare baap ri gond/gaand !
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by Aaksmik March 23, 2024

Salliye "Angel" Brampton: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted tonperianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Salliye "Angel" Brampton: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025

Notre Dame Brampton

The worst school known to mankind. The teachers don’t care abt the students and the students send staff to the hospital. Drug deals and fights all the time and the principal quit bc she got punched in the face. The cateferia smells like dick cheese and the circle K keeps getting robbed. Even tho they have IB it’s not worth risking ur life for everyday. Yns everywhere around the gym and surrounding hallways. Cum and feces in and on the stalls and there’s only one or two bathrooms you can use bc kids stole the soap dispenser and vandalised the entire place. School Looks like a prison. Mr Choptiany and mr rusac r the best tho. -10000000/10

Yo you go to Notre Dame Brampton?
Yes help me pls

by getmeoutofthisschool September 4, 2025

Pool party braai

South African slang for an event where a pool party takles place and a barbeque (braai) is involved in a social event setting.

That pool party braai was epic, would love to attend another one.

by Bazza42 October 30, 2025