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bumpy road boner

When you're driving along a bumpy road, and the constant bumping around makes your body get confused due to all the penis flopage occuring within your pants, and to your surprise you get a boner. Also known as a "brb."
While taking the buggy for a spin I got a bumpy road boner and had to lie about why I didn't want to get up from the drivers seat. "I'm just checking the gauges," I said.
by crazy b February 11, 2005
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Swine Flu Boner

An erection that comes completely out of nowhere and results in women panicing, buying surgical masks, and hiding their children. Also causes people to run from the room once symptoms persist. Treatment includes laying in bed feeling sorry for yourself and social isolation. There is no vaccination for Swine Flu Boner and symptoms can often re-occur.
''Jesus Christ Mr. Brown, what the fuck is that?! Oh god! Gordon's got a swine flu boner!''
by iKaite July 15, 2009
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Boner

The worst thing that could happen in a classroom full of people
Bob: Uh oh!
Joe: What is it?
Bob: I got a boner
Joe: OOF that sucks. Hope the teacher doesn't ask you to present
Teacher: Bob, can you come up here please?
Bob: Shit!
by TROLLKING9001 July 12, 2020
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boxerball

Verb: Boxerballing

When you lay in bed at night with your hands in your boxer shorts playing with your testicles.
Ronald lay in bed at night boxerballing while watching an episode of Ellen.
by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017
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Mind Boner

When you feel titillated looking at a HPOA but not enough to show physical evidence for it (read: boner)
Man! I got a mind boner when I saw 'Jenny the HPOA girl'!
by Der Gelb Baron August 14, 2010
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boxers in a bunch

when someone is mad about and issue or someone and cannot seem to move on.
He had his boxers in a bunch because no one agreed with him.
by Dawgma November 10, 2013
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Chew-boxers

When a female does not shave her legs above the knee making it look as if she is wearing "hairy boxer shorts".
my girlfriend was sportin' her chew-boxers this morning and I asked her to shave!
by stowaway July 24, 2009
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