Boofing

To fart in an unsuspecting person's face.

He was boofing his children last night while they slept.

by Rose2009 October 1, 2018

Boofing

The act of inserting a anal lube launcher that is filled with your choice of party favors that are powdered mixed with water or other liquid substances known as vessels!

I sure enjoy a good boofing twice a day sometimes even three!

by Nicademus March 18, 2018

booking up

The act of meeting a girl and instead of getting her number, remembering her name and looking her up on Facebook. Then proceeding to masturbate to her. An alternate form of hooking up.

Man, I booked up with 3 girls last night!

I love booking up with chicks!

by russian_reversal November 10, 2008

boomtings

big titties with silicon nipples

you got nice boomtings

by Raj Kumar November 29, 2004

Booking

The act of shopping at a bookstore while drunk, and making large purchases of unnecessary books.

"Dude, you were booking so hard last night you bought the entire Dr. Seuss collection talking about your new album, 'Hip on Hop'.

by SauronsOptometrist December 11, 2015

boofing

boofing is the sudden realization every human will make that they must either become vegan or die within five years.

Clara: "why did Chris stop eating meat?"

Melanie: "they started boofing as of last week"

by Simon thenihilist July 29, 2019

Boofing

Boofing... The act of taking drugs and alcohol up the rectum. For a really great buzz. And Brent Kavanaugh (the SCOTUS #1 pick of President Donald Trump ) currently being interviewed by the Senate Judicial Commitee and under oath and felony penalty of perjury stated When asked by a Senator. What exactly does boofing meant ?He exclaimed "Belching, Senator , I was 17 years old it means a big burp. It means burping."

Ohhhhh okay, sure it is Brent .

I bet it's really rectal drugs and alcohol or better yet anul sex.

Have you tried boofing with the alumnus yet?

by wordsrpowerful September 30, 2018