Meat Boat

A big, long, perfectly formed poop.

"Look, I launched a meat boat! It's set sail!"

by Waxbean2000 July 12, 2017

e-boating

The act of 'motorboating' the virtual image of a woman breasts during video chat.

E-boating my girlfriend when I am away on business keeps our relationship exciting.

by JJ126 October 17, 2011

Face-boating

Showing off on Facebook by making extravagant and false claims, with the sole intent of showing off to one's peers when having nothing remotely interesting to say about his/her otherwise mundane existence.

David is face-boating, his status is "having lunch with Nelson Mandela."

by rhf123 July 1, 2008

Murder Boat

Like a Motorboat but with a menstruating vagina.

Let’s put a towel down and let me give you a murder boat baby.

by Pside23 December 12, 2021

E-boat

Kiowa word meaning to be pregnant

GIRL #1: Man I haven't got my period yet.
GIRL #2: ARE you sure you're not E-boat?

by sally feilds December 29, 2007

a pig on a boat

a person who is out of their comfort zone

Person 1: what did you do on your holidays
Person 2 : i was a pig on a boat

by mattysfattys March 20, 2019

vagina boat

When a woman's pussy is so wet that her clit floats in her pussy juice. Therefore forming a vagina boat.

"Bro, she had a vagina boat in Las Vegas."

by The Thomas/Tommy November 2, 2015