Hi I’m Bongo

Hi I’m Bongo is something only pifs do

“Hi I’m bongo” Jimmy
“Oh cool ima pif to ! “ Jonny
“Yum” Jimmy

by GassedTomato November 9, 2019

Pack your bongo

An instruction to prepare to depart as one's presence is no longer welcome.

If you wanna fail our laws, then you pack your bongo and get out of the country

by HugeHugo July 22, 2021

Tickle my bongo

Beating your meat, jerking off, skinning your carrot, tugging your slug, masturbate

Alright, I’m calling it a night, I’m gonna go tickle my bongo.

by McStrokin May 28, 2022

Catch you on the blogotubes

An ironic phrase used as a goodbye. The phrase literally means "I will talk to you on the internet", but intentionally mocks slang terms used to reference the internet such as "the blogosphere" or "the tubes".

(when leaving a room) "Bye guys, catch you on the blogotubes!"

by anonymous1415926535 June 28, 2023

The Big Bongo

An incredibly large sum of money—i.e. the whole enchilada, all nine yards, the whole ball of wax. Typically used within, but not limited to, the context of the music industry.

Brad: Yo, Chad. Did you hear about Thad's deal with UMG?

Chad: Yeah man. Dude's chasin' The Big Bongo.
Brad: I just hope he doesn't bungle that Bongo.

Chad: Yeah, I've met a few Bongo Bunglers over the years.

by gooblr March 26, 2024

Listen to the bongo

Vibing, chilling or not stressing, generally associated with consumption of marijuana.

Variations: Listening to the bongo, letting the bongo play, playing the bongo or any similar variation.

Refers to the sound a bong makes when taking a rip, essentially telling a person to just chill out and not worry.

Person 1: "I'm stressed out over this exam man!"
Person 2: "Listen to the bongo." or "Play the bongo."

by MMink April 23, 2024

Dirty Coco bongo

A dirty Coco bongo is when a woman is standing in a checkout queue and fingers the person in front of her in the asshole then runs away.

I was in the shop waiting for my milkshake when a random bitch gave me a dirty Coco bongo. I kind of liked it.

by ImladyK May 8, 2024