bros before hoes

a motto used by guys who are to insecure to talk to a girl and/or cant keep a stable relationship with a girl, when one of their friends gets into a serious relationship with a girl he is really in love with, and she loves him back. especially happens when the couple spends a lot of time together, and the guy's friends start getting jealous that their friend is spending what they feel is to much time with his love, and not enough time with them

guy 1: yo, we be going partying tonite brother.
guy 2:dude, i told you, i got a date tonight with michelle, i told you earlier today, im taking her to the movies.
guy 1:naw nigga, what about bros before hoes, its brotherhood.
guy 2:i told you several (raises voice a notch)times now that im busy, ill be out tommorow night.
guy 1: but bros b.....
(guy 1 hangs up)

by Slayerfan101 December 23, 2008

bros before hoes

To be more specific, "bros before hoes" refers to a man prioritizing the relationship he has with his friends above his relationship with his girlfriend. "Hoes before bros" is the other way around.

Either way, this phrase is degrading toward women, and any guy who doesn't make his girlfriend his number one priority (with exception possibly to academic success) doesn't deserve her.

what a real man would say..

bill: lets go fishing.

joe: i cant i have to take jill to the store today.

bill: dude bros before hoes..

joe: no, there is no "bros before hoes" anymore im in a relationship.

by boxerbaby January 21, 2009

beforewards

The past tense of before. Before somthing happens. The opposite of afterwords.

The Bible was used beforewards and afterwords, when teaching the lesson.

by ServCarpenter June 1, 2005

The Before Time

A phrase referring to the age of mankind before the advent of the internet and/or before advanced data mining, search engines and online resources (especially Google, Wikipedia, etc.) made information widely available and convenient; i.e. when people had to do research manually via libraries, card-catalogs, paper books and reference materials such a Encylcopaedia.

Also jokingly referred to as "the before time, the long long ago" referencing the cultural memes of Star Wars and the 64th episode of South Park.

Well son, in "the before time", finding out answers to questions was a lot more difficult, it could take hours or even days to research topics and had to be done by physically going to a local library!

by triple butt October 23, 2010

Milk before cereal

The way lunatics from New Jersey think is the proper cereal etiquette

"Did you hear that lunatic Cal-dog does milk before cereal?"

by Wolfpack614 October 29, 2022

bros before hoes

what your friend says when you both like the same girl, but he says you should both back off to save your friendship--then he sleeps with her.

He said "Bros before hoes," but he meant him before me.

by Bro Believer February 12, 2012

before the accident

A phrase uttered after saying something for which it fits, as judged by the speaker (usually it is said after mistakenly uttering a phrase that you know will come across as nostalgic in some way, often starting with the words "I used to..."). Alternatively, can be "BTA," "since the accident," or "STA." Usually accompanied by a stoic, nostalgic, headtilt when said in person.

I used to like Colbert... before the accident.

What's up with 3pac?
She's always been that way... since the accident.

by Belonky April 29, 2009