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Brazilian Bender

A large number of people, mostly comprised of men, performing a very explicit sexual act usually involving 3 penises in one anus. Not to be confused with a sausagefest. Requires great flexibility, skill, and stamina. Most people prefer to practice on animals before executing the move with loved ones.
Jeff, Danny, Tim, and Angelica had fun last night while performing a Brazilian bender, even though Tim broke his arm in the process.
by Octopussy's Wet Spot January 12, 2009
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blender baby

Shanay's dad is black and her mom is korean. She's such a blender baby.
by B-licious April 12, 2005
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Bender

noun: (ben-der):derived from the practice of poor ice skaters whose legs bend inward at the ankle while skating on ice:

One who is of a general uninteresting and poor overall character. These people can often be found enjoying iced lattes. Their names are normally Todd, Tucker or Kyle. Do not associate with these people. They will cause you to suck.
Hey cool dudes, want to go chill by the beach with some mimosas?
No you fucking bender, I'd rather explore the peri-anal region of a ferret.
by Lou Diamond Phillips December 28, 2005
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bender billy

A homosexual (someone who walks on the brown side of life)
Hey! Bender Billy! I see you've had another manicure
by Pedo hater December 11, 2004
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bender life

When every year is a bender year. Excuses aren't even defined in the dictionary of somebody caught in a bender life. It's balls-to-the-wall living - loving everything and caring about nothing.
Did you see Toby last night, and the night before, and the night before? He's got one hell of a bender life.
by J.P. Seelboff June 3, 2007
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shit bender

One who is such an annoyance, they will actually take your excrement from the bowl itself, and flex it into an unpleasant shape in order to annoy your personage.
That guy is a total shit bender. He bent my shit, RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME!
by I_AM_D July 4, 2008
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The Blender

This is when you're passionately tussling with your significant other, when all of a sudden, you yell, "BLENDER!" and proceed to stick your tongue in their lips and make your tongue move in circles in the motion that the blade at the bottom of a blender makes. May have other connotations when done to a woman's other lips.
-Dude, did you give her The Blender?
-Ya, she hasn't been able to touch her lips in a week!
by onateag January 26, 2011
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