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Beast From The East

A young girl that you had the misfortune of meeting and dating which resulted in a child being conceived. Usually resides in the NY/NJ area. This person was at one point tolerable to the human eye, but has since become a hot damn mess somewhat resembling a beast. You can usually find such a mess lurking around in your local dive bars preying on pathetic drunks for attention and sexual favors. These creatures have a very peculiar tendency to mount anything that breathes to suffice their astrological "so called" high sex drive. They are quite nauseating at first glance, even after consuming large quantities of alcohol. Tends to be taller than average, wide set body framed, and have very large and stinky sasquatch feet. Usually has a chin like Jay Leno, an insanely huge forehead and a gap between the two front teeth that is the size of a football field.
I pray to God that I never meet a Beast From The East!
by FingerLickinGood! December 23, 2009
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BEAST MODE

A state of mind of mental crazyness that you unleash on everyone
When your at the pool throwing kids in hit your fist together twice and shout BEAST MODE
by Runingwitknifes May 22, 2008
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Beast Mode

A combination of drugs, hookers, and trampolines. You can get high in both senses of the term and have sex at the same time. What could be better?
We entered beast mode last night at Alison's party.
by aknottycrab May 3, 2010
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Beast Mode

Alfredo Flores is always in beast mode.
by ibeliebex3 January 19, 2011
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beast me

A phrase one says to their partner before having extremely pleasurable sex aka Zacko
Alyssa: C'mon honey Beast me.
Me: Okay, if you say so.
by Zacko December 7, 2006
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Beast-be-gone

One of the priest's sayings during an exorcism. It tells the Beast of heck to go away.
"I know you're hiding in this child's body, devil...Beast-be-gone!"
by Gucc June 6, 2007
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beast module

A very awesome situation or object, usually used to describe something really cool or totaly random.
1. Dude, your new shoes are totaly beast module!

2. John- "So Ned how did you do on that super hard Geo quiz"?
Ned- "I managed to get an A, and I didnt even study".
John- "Beast Module"
by Hobo Bo-Bo April 29, 2010
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