Ben 

A midget who constantly wears a warm hat, no matter how hot it is,he once wore it when it was 101 degrees :( He is a pervert. He is annoying. He is universally hated. Some day he will be hung upside down from a tree, stabbed in the chest, and set on fire. He will be forced to die from a combination of fire, blood loss, and EVILNESS. his body will than be dumped in an active volcano.

I'm Ben, and I'm evil and hate everything good, like Ice cream, and call of duty. Muaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahah

Ben by GKGKGKGKGKGKGKGKGKGKG April 17, 2011

BEN 

Ben- noun
A rotund, farming species who normally live in areas like New Jersey. Known for their distinct farming skills and tiny penises and or lasagna.
If you come across one, be extremley careful, as they will try to mount you. If said mounting has occurred in the past than please contact the "Stop Inbreeding Your Small Penis Ben" organization at 1-800-THIS IS NOT A REAL NUMBER

Ben Kish

BEN by aaron boiner June 7, 2010

Ben 

A really gay man
Or the owner of a gay bar

"Oh you're such a ben"

Ben by Not_Ben August 1, 2014

Ben 

someone who is basically a huge tool, and will do anything for a girl to like him, this includes pretty much being her b**** to make her attempt to like him

Look at the guy bro he's trying to hit on Madison like crazy, he's acting like such a Ben right now!

Ben by jollyrancher 528 July 22, 2010

Ben 

Ben is great at giving blowjobs. Mainly found blowing on Ethan. Amazing at sex but sometimes people don't get the message that he is homosexual.

Girl: Ben is ugly ew
Boy: He's better at other things ;)

Ben by RainbowKitties_ September 18, 2015

ben 

a person who is a fail at everything

that guy is such a ben!

ben by imnotaben June 24, 2010

Ben 

An atrocious bastard who's only joy in life is licking cock. He is a gay bastard who enjoys sitting at his computer, enjoying cyber-sex with men. He is an untrustworthy person and should not be trusted. He has no life and will remain single for the rest of his poor life. The only real friend he has is his left hand.

Person 1: Hi. How are you?
Person 2: Not so good.

Person 1: Well at least you aren't a Ben.

Ben by Your Mother II January 1, 2012