Captain Batterage

To get hideously drunk.

Prior to leaving on a rit hunt, the boys obtained captain batterage.

by rattty March 15, 2007

Shifty Batter

Euphemism pertaining to semen. Related to by the fact Shifty and batter go hand in hand, as Shifty is a Fish and Chip Shop owner.

Shifty says to female - "Have you tasted Shifty Batter?"

by Shiftybatter March 31, 2008

beiber batter

Justin Beibers' semen.

that little slut couldn't wait to get beiber batter all over her face.

by phaderfreak July 25, 2012

Phone Batter

Shooting cum on your phone screen while watching porn

Should have moved my phone out of the way while I was watching porn, now it has phone batter on the screen

by Eye Glass Pimp September 12, 2015

Biscuit Batter

The foam or sloppy mess created from Anal sex.

My dawg I gotta roll. Ole girl just asked me if I was down to help her make some biscuit batter, peace out. IHOP time.

by Ginja Ninja 68 June 4, 2016

Baby batter splatter

When a man ejaculates in or on a woman, greatly increasing the chances of making a baby

We were having sex, and I knew I needed the Plan B pill after I felt his baby batter splatter

by AlpacaSheerer February 28, 2021

Big Mac Batter

When you shove a cum stained Fluttershy body pillow in the face of your unknowing partner while screaming "Call me Big Mac" then hitting him/her in the back of the head with a horse dildo.

Last night I gave my wife a Big Mac Batter

by Underskor September 21, 2015