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visitors baring gifts

People who show up naked at your house and offer their luscious warm softness as a "present" for you to savor and enjoy.
Many humans happily welcome visitors baring gifts; extra points if said arrivals also bring tasty culinary treats to fill their host's tummies, as well. I once saw a hilarious two-column essay about "how to please a woman vs. how to please a man"; the first column was a very lengthy list of things for the guy to do for the lady, such as buying her flowers and sweets, opening doors for her, complimenting her on her choices of clothing and praising her looks, etc. But for the other column, it merely listed two very brief items that a lady has to do to make a guy feel special and satisfied: "Show up naked" and "Bring food". :P
by QuacksO October 25, 2019
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Bare butt peter bumps

To slap a flaccid penis against a female and/or more than one female's ass in an attempt to get an erection.
1) Bitch was so ugly the only way to get my shit hard was to Bare butt peter bump her
2) I had dope dick so bad I used Bare butt peter bumps in an attempt to get an erection.
by Esckabar February 4, 2021
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bare minimum Betty

Someone who shows up to work or other organized events and does the bare minimum all days of the week at all hours of the day.

Has no work ethic.
Bare minimum betty showed up late to work and is always trying to do the least.
by Papaslocas March 28, 2024
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Barely

Almost not
Up through the ends of nine years old, I always could barely strip off my double dark blue line underwear!
by Fendzs November 19, 2022
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Bare pees

Big man Kyle from down the street won the lottery he’s got bare pees now
by Dyslexic.macy. YMCA July 19, 2021
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Bare

Created by William L

Standard unit of measurement for 10.
Bare=10
" How much piff did you pick up? "
" Bare"

( 10 grams )
by bare word creator August 30, 2014
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bare bag

The act of jumping a scrawny white kid with your gang and taking his valuables.
John: "Hey Maurice, lets bare bag that kid over there"
Maurice: "Leggo"
by Adeek3626 December 3, 2011
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