Cock Bandit

1. A derogatory term used to describe a gay man.
2. An insult, most often used between males, meant to imply that one is homosexual

1. I left because they kept calling me a cock bandit
2.Stop staring at my ass you cock bandit

by Little Giant - Longhorn December 28, 2005

Twat Bandit

Man who easily seduces women

Mark is a real twat bandit, he's got a new woman in the sack evry weekend and they know it.

by Jason ! August 17, 2007

The Red Bandit

A RLSH located in Huntington, Indiana. He wears a red bandana and fights crime, he fights for justice and what is right.

Did you see The Red Bandit defeat that villain?

by The Infamous Trickster of Now December 31, 2021

Burro Bandit

Mexican Outlaws on Donkeys.

The Burro Bandits charged across the border to Illegally pick the Lettuce of Freedom

by jerk store October 13, 2022

Bandit's Jackpot

A bandit's jackpot is what happens when a fecal expulsion resembles the winnings of a slot machine.

That shit was horrible, it was like I won the Skegness lottery, proper bandit's jackpot.

by Bounce Crown June 28, 2016

Chimp Bandit

A chimp bandit is a person who steals chimps/apes/monkeys and eventually falls in love with the anthropod. And/or eats the chimp afterwards.

I swear I saw a monkey in his pocket, he is a chimp bandit.

by Mr-Simmas August 21, 2009

biscuit bandit

A ravishing amazon bounty hunter who defends breakfast from evil.

The Biscuit Bandit saved the day by protecting my waffles from Lord Lunchmeat!

by tacotue August 6, 2023