Bacon o'clock

The technical definition for the time in a morning that a bacon butty is required. Usually after a night on the lash and a good lie in, and often accompanied by a brew.

You: "Urrrrgggggghhhhh, what time is it?"
Your lass: "2 in the afternoon."
You: "Damn, I've overslept, it's nearly Bacon o'clock!"

Bacon o'clock by wearetheloop April 6, 2008

Bacon Dread 

A term of disrespect current in sections of London's black community. See also Pork Dread.

whatyou talkin about blood, you seen no shank that night pussy, Bacon Dread..........

Bacon Dread by lucienstrange June 30, 2009

Bacon Deluxe 

A really hot guy, because of the fact that hot guys ALWAYS buy bacon deluxes at Hungry Jacks/Burger King.

Wow, that guy is a major bacon deluxe

Bacon Deluxe by roflcopter2911 July 16, 2009

bacon-up that ass 

how to tell a girl her ass is too small, flat or boney.

Bacon-up that ass, Girl!

bacon-up that ass by Phluffhead October 25, 2005

Bacon Sarnie 

A subtle euphemism for a threesome with two woman and one man.

A guy might inquire: "How would you two lovely ladies like to come back to mine for a bacon sarnie?"

Bacon Sarnie by Rombéthor January 10, 2010

Bacon curtains 

Slang for the labia of the female genetalia, particularly those belonging to large women.

It was their first time together. As Cindy removed her clothing there was a terrible squelching sound. With bulging eyes, Rolf cautiously pulled aside her bacon curtains, watched them sag into the thick carpet and promptly fainted.

Bacon curtains by Bron November 5, 2003

Bacon Strips

A Very Very Very Very Meaty Pussy.

Mike, get over here and check out the Bacon Strips on this Tuna Patty. Wow, she could wrap a gift with them things.

Bacon Strips by kalamir Erick December 28, 2005