Bafflefullness

When someone says something so stupid that they confuse your but the word baffled just won’t do

“Wow did you know purple is the same colour as orange”

Me: .... Bafflefullness

by Lightbulb169 April 23, 2020

bafftyclap

Where someone is being an idiot

John: bro I’m going to jump into that cactus
Adam: You bafftyclap

by Big Tings 47 May 1, 2020

Baffoon ‘a’ Rettes

When a person or persons can’t coherently string commands or sentences together without placing in random and pointless facts that a 4 year old would even say.

Jesus John the boss is suffering from Baffoon ‘a’ Rettes again, I get more sense from my 2 year old cocker spaniel.

by anonymous September 29, 2020

baffoonerism

A combined set of motions, facial expressions, blabbering, and comically infantile remarks.

The baffoonerism of Donald Trump's debate performance was staggering.

by Sir Eisenhower September 30, 2020

Bamfoonshalonkad

When someone gets absolutely destroyed at something.

"Did you see that?!"
"Yeah man. That guy got Bamfoonshalonkad!"

by Onzek November 8, 2020

Baffs

Drip, fashion, nice clothes.

“Omo, these hungrybaby baffs are cold oh.”

“Bro, I have to baff up to impress Vanessa”

by FromLagosWithAkara December 24, 2020

Baffoonge

Someone who farts underwater and bites the bubbles as they float to the top.

John is a baffoonge.

by BUZZARD 2006 January 4, 2021