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Breaking at the Wheel 

A torture technique that involves tying an accused criminal to a wooden wheel and rolling it on hard, sharp, bumpy surface causing irreversible damage to bones and organs. Sometimes if the person was still alive, an excecutioner would hammer the brain with iron or drop the wheel in a lake. The bodies were often left on display to dismay criminals.
Breaking at the wheel is not a good way to go.

Stuck at the dealership 

When you commit to a fart but it ends up being much more...
Hey there fellow coworker, I'll be in shortly, I'm stuck at the dealership...

Straight at the gate 

A guy who is gay while in prison but he is straight when he is released.
You were sucking dick in prison why not now? Or you one of those straight at the gate mofo’s?

Jump at the table 

Jump at the table,This means not giving someone five seconds to collect their thoughts, you are so obsessed with talking to them it’s like they are carrying your dick in their back pocket
“Dude what’s up with him jumping her at the table?”Jump at the table

Everywhere At The End Of Time 

One the saddest albums I have ever heard. It's a collection of albums that depict the progression of dementia. It starts out as nice, slightly distorted ballroom music. With it getting more and more distorted as the stages go on. Also used as an exuse for forgeting something.
Teacher: why is your homework late?
Student: I listened to Everywhere At The End Of Time.
Teacher: Ok fair enough...

watching avengers at the theatre with a girl challenge 

Watching Amy Schumer out of your own will to get something you want.
"Hey, want to try the watching avengers at the theatre with a girl challenge?"
"WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE"

I'm Heck at This

Something which people only with the name 'Heck' are. At any point, when someone with the username 'Heck' meets another user with the username 'Heck' they must fight to the death, the winner will be labelled 'Heck at This' and they will be the only user capable of saying 'I'm Heck at This.'
Heck: "I'm Heck at This"
Random Guy: "Yes!!!!!!!"
I'm Heck at This by Heckatthis February 14, 2023