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Alberto

He's the most toxic piece of shit you'll ever meet
Person 1: "Why is Alberto so toxic dude wtf"

Person 2: "Idk the guy plays siege so"
by Ash main 6969 October 12, 2018
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Alder Flats

place. Gritty town left beside the road on the way to prosperity. Founded in 1892 by independent spirits who were not interested in the progressive ways of the people in Rimbey.

Home of the Fighting Badgers, the tri-province soccer champs three years running (1899,1900 and 1901), and twice voted "Hamlet of the Decade" by a local pamphlet company, Alder Flats is poised to leap into the twentieth century.
I had a dream last night. Alder Flats was a rainbow and Rocky Mountain House was a scorpion chasing its tail. Aerosmith music was playing. There were rocks in the road. A lot of rocks.
by gnostic1 July 1, 2012
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aler

One who consumes ale - i.e. a drinker, boozehound, drunk, pisshead etc. Can be used affectionately as well as in a negative light for someone with an alcohol problem.
Oliver Reed - what a legendary aler!
by Zeeberino January 12, 2011
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Albert/Flamingo

A demon gremlin taking the form of a person and is also using youtube to try and get people to follow his satanic influence.
Person 1: Hey did you see the new Albert/Flamingo video?
Person 2: Yes it was demonic.
by HogRider1234 December 30, 2021
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albert

a cool name for a cool guy. a very common name for someone from massachussetts. the sad part though is this name usually means the person doesnt have a lot of friends.
by unknown_name334 June 10, 2011
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Destroy Alderaan

A particularly nasty shit-cum-fart, usually experienced after spending the night with a lady who you do not feel comfortable breaking wind in front of. Named after the noise your stomach makes beforehand, which is uncannily like the the sound the Death Star made just before Destroying Alderaan
"So did you knob Helen last night?"
"No, she was on the blob. My stomach was turning somersaults all night and in the morning I destroyed Alderaan"
"Ah, that was it; I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddently cried out in terror and suddenly silenced"
by Herman Dancing February 11, 2004
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Alerik

To pretend to do something. To pretend to work hard on any given day.
Erik and Alex have been aleriking here for years.
by Danny Evanseroni January 15, 2006
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