The most amazing boy on the planet. He is a loving, respectful, and kind person who will make your life better than when he wasn't in it. He is determined to make his place in the world and very committed to his school and grades. One of the most hard working people that is a working role-model to what everyone should aspire to be.
"Wow did you see Kat's boyfriend! It was Parker Micheal Allen!"
"Parker Micheal Allen is easily the smartest guy on campus"
"Parker Micheal Allen is easily the smartest guy on campus"
by RisingPheonix July 5, 2023
Get the parker micheal allenmug. by Grampy Ron May 24, 2024
Get the Hayden allenmug. Callum allen is a guy who has a massive cock. He has the biggest cock there is. When your with him all you can think is God please make him fuck here right now
by Luke mattww October 21, 2021
Get the Callum Allenmug. He may not be the most beautiful or amazing person, but there is one thing that makes him the best.
Allen, he doesn't get shot. If you want more information, read the most popular Allen page.
Allen, he doesn't get shot. If you want more information, read the most popular Allen page.
"Did allen get shot?" -Jon Arbuckle
"No." -Jon Cena
"How do you know?" -Jon Arbuckle
"It is scientifically impossible for Allen to be shot. It just can't happen" -Jon Cena
"WHY THOUGH!" -Jon Arbuckle
"Because that's what Allen is. An unshootable being." -Jon Cena
"fair enough." -Jon Arbuckle
"No." -Jon Cena
"How do you know?" -Jon Arbuckle
"It is scientifically impossible for Allen to be shot. It just can't happen" -Jon Cena
"WHY THOUGH!" -Jon Arbuckle
"Because that's what Allen is. An unshootable being." -Jon Cena
"fair enough." -Jon Arbuckle
by this creature August 15, 2023
Get the Allenmug. You'd think it would be Allen.
I think Elliot should be Allen because Elliot isn't the male form of the name Ellen. Then again, if he is really a man then why does she have to change his name? There are men named Leslie. If she is a man because he says she is then he doesn't have to change her name because whatever his name is would be the name of a man. Not that I'm against changing your name. It's just ridiculous to me that because you are no longer the one that you used to be that somehow your name needs to change. Also, if you are a man or woman regardless of your genitalia then you wouldn't need surgery or hormones because you would be what you say you are regardless of either. Ridiculous. It's so incoherent.
by Hym Iam December 4, 2020
Get the Allenmug. Matthew a bratton is a good dude. Honest and fun to be around. Nice at all times but if you cross them it will be bad. Fire in the bedroom and giving lover.
by I lost him April 15, 2020
Get the matthew allen brattonmug. A state of mind that can only be reached through the consumption of copious amounts of ketamine.
You may feel the urge to dismantle and reassemble IKEA furniture or adjust several bike seats with your head.
You may feel the urge to dismantle and reassemble IKEA furniture or adjust several bike seats with your head.
Person 1: "I am an Allen Key, put me back in the toolbox, babe"
Person 2 (Gandhi): "You need to stop taking horse tranquillisers my child, man is not meant to become small hand tools"
Person 1: "Pffft...whatever it's Allen Keyin' time, I'm boutta Allen Key all over this joint, I'm comin' for your sockets MOTHERLICKA!"
Person 2 (Gandhi): "You need to stop taking horse tranquillisers my child, man is not meant to become small hand tools"
Person 1: "Pffft...whatever it's Allen Keyin' time, I'm boutta Allen Key all over this joint, I'm comin' for your sockets MOTHERLICKA!"
by GammonMuncher69 July 11, 2024
Get the Allen Keymug.