Hillbilly Abortion

(Verb)

To take a metal cloth hanger and fashion it into a hook, then proceeding to put it up there and shove the little fucker out.
"Hey Jane I thought you got pregnant?"

"Nope, I got a Hillbilly Abortion
by BungoScrogis11 December 13, 2021
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tv abortion

A miscarriage experienced by a TV character.
On The Conners, Darlene's daughter Harris had a TV abortion because an elective abortion would hve offended many viewers.
by Chunks the Dog March 02, 2023
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Abort Launch Sequence

When you feel a boner coming on so you stop all forms of affectionate/sexual activity any pray that you dont get one.
Girl:*Moves up close to a guy.

Guy: Whoa abort launch sequence
by pancakes-and-mercats May 21, 2011
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Abortion shot

A shot of tequila after swallowing semen
Brit took an abortion shot with her boyfriend Mike
by Mommy go May 13, 2022
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Manslut Abortion

A type of insult that can blow up someone's balls instantly
Stfu you fucking unloved manslut abortion. I am going to go down to the fucking zoo to hire a monkey to fuck you in the ass and fucking track your dumb ass down and annihilate you and your fucking moron family you fucking furry retard. Who abused you as a child?
by RETARD ALERT! January 24, 2024
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Late turd abortion

The act of aborting a bowel movement before full evacuation, sometimes mid-release, usually due to other obligations in one’s daily schedule. This often results in an uncomfortable turtlenecking of the rectum until defecation can be resumed.
I went to take a sh*t this morning but had to have a late turd abortion to make it to the meeting on time. Had to clench for 2 hours straight and it was unbearable. But at least my asshole will be stronger for the next one.
by OzzySnozzy October 12, 2021
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