A fucking dumbass cook who likes touching you and loves singing some moaning shit like "AYYYYYYYYYYYOAH!" They typically live with you and your parents and don't give a shit about your life. Asian Grandpas would typically wear a polo t-shirt outside during the summer and would always wear tank tops at home. During the winter they would wear cashmere vests and long sleeve t-shirt found in Costco.
by AsianChan69 September 1, 2020
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Someone with horrible wifi, far more worse than McDonald's Wi-Fi. Someone with Asian wifi will usually be right near the wifi box, or just in the same room with it.
guy 1: *ping 1000* yo wtf im teleporting n shit
guy 2: guys look who has asian wifi
rest of the guys: racist
guy 2: guys look who has asian wifi
rest of the guys: racist
by rqinbow November 3, 2020
Get the asian wifi mug.An Asian spaghetti sandwich is when you take a shit in a girl's hair and shove her hair up your butt. If done correctly, it should resemble spaghetti with meat sauce on a bun.
Wanda: Hey Kerry! I'm hungry. Let's eat.
Kerry: How about an Asian Spaghetti Sandwich?
Wanda: No thanks. I didn't plan on washing my hair today.
Kerry: How about an Asian Spaghetti Sandwich?
Wanda: No thanks. I didn't plan on washing my hair today.
by JackLegs87 May 12, 2021
Get the Asian Spaghetti Sandwich mug.A term that defines that you are of Asian roots. Being Asian automatically grants you with great math skills, and longer life expectancy. However, being Asian, you're more likely to have a small dick, and below average height. Being Asian, you are expected to become either a doctor or a scientist, otherwise, you are most likely to get disowned by your parents. Asian parents have highest expectations for you, and an A+ is a necessary requirement.
Although it may seem like a pain in the ass to live in Asian continents, you have anime, which kind of relieves the suffering.
Being Asian is both good and bad at the same time.
"Perfectly balanced." -Thanos on Asians
Although it may seem like a pain in the ass to live in Asian continents, you have anime, which kind of relieves the suffering.
Being Asian is both good and bad at the same time.
"Perfectly balanced." -Thanos on Asians
"You're Asian? Damn, you must be really smart..." -Most men
"You're Asian? Lmao you get no bitches!" -The guy who gets no bitches
"You're Asian? What's your favorite anime?" -Random kid
"You are Asian, you need A+ or become doctor or you not my son!" -Asian parents
"You're Asian? Lmao you get no bitches!" -The guy who gets no bitches
"You're Asian? What's your favorite anime?" -Random kid
"You are Asian, you need A+ or become doctor or you not my son!" -Asian parents
by wenimechuindasama August 19, 2022
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A = Almost Good Enough
B = Beating
C = Cry In A Corner
D = Death
E = Excruciating Death
F = F***ing Excruciating Death
A = Almost Good Enough
B = Beating
C = Cry In A Corner
D = Death
E = Excruciating Death
F = F***ing Excruciating Death
Me: I got 200% on my test just like you wanted!
Asian Parents: 200%?! Why no 400%?
Me: But the maximum was 200%—
Asian Parents: NO EXCUSE FOR FAILURE!!! YOU GROUNDED!!!
Asian Parents: 200%?! Why no 400%?
Me: But the maximum was 200%—
Asian Parents: NO EXCUSE FOR FAILURE!!! YOU GROUNDED!!!
by SevenFootRatsRatsAlongHisRats August 20, 2022
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Hey Joe could you drive me to the Asian Fat-Man Arab Indian shop so I can buy a Pack of Tobacco and tubes.
by Ldmnc01 May 21, 2023
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